2025: emailing egg

[poo]

Hi egg. See you in the morning. Gonna scramble you good and have you on some toast with a bit of HP. Cunt. X

[thraxx]

Just you try it cunt.

[poo]

re: emailing egg

Your message could not be delivered - Error 3000: Egg server not responding

[touchingcloth]

"Milleh! Yeh fucked O'Donnell! Ah can't belehv this! Did ah no fuckin' say that if yer slept wi' anyone else this was over?"

"But...you're an egg. Crusty, AIDS-y looking and creepy O'Donnelly may be, but he was always going to win out over an actual hen's egg. Surely you can see that?"

"Manchester United, cooking."

"Hello Milly and the ovum you insist on pretending is your life partner. I am Jack Davenport and now I am going to sniff and slightly nod my head in a sort of half laugh because that is how I have learned to act naturalistically."