Author Topic: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!  (Read 11181 times)

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2017, 06:17:23 PM »
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I think this is the definitive Benest's of Millbrook (and FinePrice) ad.  Obviously the old stick appears in person, and there is a belter of a Benest-ism in 'tremendous protein value'.  Such a likeable insufferable pompous arsehole.

Also contains another two of my favourite Benest-isms in 'relentless supervision' and 'you will love them'. I also love the way that he croons 'as befits a true convenience food' with near-paternal pride.

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2017, 06:21:01 PM »
'you will love them'.

I can just imagine The Captain, dressed in immaculate robes, addressing his followers in a secret cavern beneath Benest's before the annual Chipsteak sacrifice begins.

Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #92 on: February 25, 2018, 03:46:15 PM »
These adverts are brilliant, cheap but to the point, and they have a charismatic nature that you wouldn't get with adverts for Asda or Tesco. His pronunciation is brilliant, and those steakchips look delicious.

Glebe

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #93 on: February 25, 2018, 10:39:45 PM »
As memories of 2017 fade into the mists of time, let's look forward to the possibility of new Two Litar clips with renewed vigour!

Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #94 on: February 26, 2018, 10:09:32 AM »
those steakchips look delicious.

You will love them.

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #95 on: February 27, 2018, 04:20:24 PM »
It's worth repeating the fact major Stuart Nicole Benest called his "substantial" house Tamale.

doppelkorn

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #96 on: February 27, 2018, 04:32:50 PM »

Glebe

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #97 on: May 09, 2019, 01:40:05 PM »
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I would describe the Captain as a lot of things, but 'pretty' ain't one!

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #98 on: May 09, 2019, 01:40:46 PM »
Pretty! This has been an extremely wonderful article. Thank you for providing this information. https://downloader4twitter.com/ download twitter video from here.

Nah - not clicking on that mate.

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #99 on: May 09, 2019, 02:03:41 PM »
I think this is the definitive Benest's of Millbrook (and FinePrice) ad.  Obviously the old stick appears in person, and there is a belter of a Benest-ism in 'tremendous protein value'.  Such a likeable insufferable pompous arsehole.

Love the pan to the frozen food bin.

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2019, 02:28:06 PM »
Love the pan to the frozen food bin

Which is so full, the packs at the top are barely in a cold draught

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2019, 03:19:29 PM »
I would describe the Captain as a lot of things, but 'pretty' ain't one!

How about 'succulent'?

Glebe

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Re: The Return Of CAPTAIN TWO-LITAAAAAR!!!
« Reply #102 on: May 09, 2019, 05:40:06 PM »
How about 'succulent'?

Perhaps... he's certainly of superior quality.