Only Fools and 3 Courses

[stonkers]

Has Only Fools and Hearses been brought up already?

Great testimonials. "The funny thing is we don't even know if Ethel was a fan of Only Fools
and Horses."

[Fambo Number Mive]

They should offer a variety of herses including Denzils Lorry.

Looking at the logos at the bottom, the site doesn't appear to be a spoof.

[Ferris]

Has Only Fools and Hearses been brought up already?

Great testimonials. "The funny thing is we don't even know if Ethel was a fan of Only Fools
and Horses."

Couldn't get that link to work so had a google. It is very good stuff.

http://onlyfoolsandhearsesdorset.co.uk/

Lead photo: a stag do. Second tab is using the same car for funerals, except "we don't want the Reliant Robin to look too good otherwise it would lose its authenticity"

This also excellent: https://www.ofah.net/blog/only-fools-hearses/

[Darren] was already in the news last year when he planned  to drive his 1972, three-wheeler van, and a Reliant trailer painted the same yellow colour, around every Premiership football stadium in the country at the start of next season.

Along the way he hopes to collect shirts and memorabilia from each club and then auction the items off during a big money-spinning night in Fleetwood later this year.

Wonder what his CaB username is.

[JamesTC]

Genuinely thought Trigger was supposed to be either Mickey Pierce or Grandad.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Why is Toyah Wilcox in the line Up?

[stonkers]

Couldn't get that link to work so had a google. It is very good stuff.

http://onlyfoolsandhearsesdorset.co.uk/

Lead photo: a stag do. Second tab is using the same car for funerals, except "we don't want the Reliant Robin to look too good otherwise it would lose its authenticity"

This also excellent: https://www.ofah.net/blog/only-fools-hearses/

Wonder what his CaB username is.

Ah, I fucked up the link, I was triying to link to the main site for the lad in your secnd link - https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

[Huxleys Babkins]

Couldn't get that link to work so had a google. It is very good stuff.

http://onlyfoolsandhearsesdorset.co.uk/

Lead photo: a stag do. Second tab is using the same car for funerals, except "we don't want the Reliant Robin to look too good otherwise it would lose its authenticity"

This also excellent: https://www.ofah.net/blog/only-fools-hearses/

Wonder what his CaB username is.

It's fucking immaculate, you dickheads.

[Ferris]

Ah, I fucked up the link, I was triying to link to the main site for the lad in your secnd link - https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

No, that's a third link! Seems to be more professional than the tosh google threw at me.

Terrific bit of content, thanks for sharing.

[Ferris]

It's fucking immaculate, you dickheads.

You should see it on the way back from the morgue.

[imitationleather]

Also he shouldn't really be going on about authenticity when they've used the wrong car model.

[JamesTC]

Ah, I fucked up the link, I was triying to link to the main site for the lad in your secnd link - https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

Quotes from the testimonials:

The funny thing is we don't even know if Ethel was a fan of Only Fools and Horses.

Dad was a huge fan of the programme. He particularly loved that scene when Del Boy falls through the bar and also the scene with the chandelier.

He loved Del Boy and Rodney and knew all the lines.

We wanted to give our son the best funeral we could,

Darren even put the blowup doll in the back window for us, first class!!!

Even though it was a sad and funny day you did everything with dignity and respect.

[jenna appleseed]

Eddie Large sneaking in undetected in the Batman costume there.

[jenna appleseed]

From the very same testimonial as
"He loved Del Boy and Rodney and knew all the lines.
We wanted to give our son the best funeral we could"

"He used to call me a plonker, when he was younger."

[Paul Calf]

https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

"Offering loved ones a totally unique "Dellboy" send off!"

"Dellboy"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Most of the media icons aren't links but the Sun one is and it's bleak as fuck
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7048809/fan-of-sitcom-del-boy-style-hearse/

[idunnosomename]

Oh my god

Imagine your dad dying when you're 10 and the funeral based around some old TV show

Funerals are partly about grief and coming to terms with a death. To try and dress up a dad dying of a brain tumour at 35 like a shit dinner show is just twisted. Poor kid

[kalowski]

https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

"Offering loved ones a totally unique "Dellboy" send off!"

"Dellboy"

"This time next year we'll be millionaires."

[Gregory Torso]

Most of the media icons aren't links but the Sun one is and it's bleak as fuck
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7048809/fan-of-sitcom-del-boy-style-hearse/

I genuinely thought that website was a spoof, but reading that... fucking hell.

[Gurke and Hare]

They use the same coffin for every funeral, but they change the wood and the handles.

[king_tubby]

https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk

No further comment.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Could have had Only Fools and Corpses also

[JamesTC]

Only Ghouls and Horses

[Huxleys Babkins]

Dead Boy and Rotteney.

[frajer]

Hearseandra and Raqhell

[Captain Z]

Grandead

Urn-cle Albert

[Thomas]

Just waiting for Companies House to accept Brassed Eye Funeral Services Limited:

Loved one vomited up their own pelvis bone? Left all their wordly possessions to a cow? Old lady's head stoved in with a loose wardrobe in the middle of the night?

Brassed Eye Funeral Services

We'll gladly bury sufferers of AIDS both good and bad, and all our funerals come equipped with a mourner disguised as a church. If the deceased was the victim of murder, we'll project Vanessa Feltz's condemnation of murder above the altar at no extra cost. All services conducted by our very own Angry News Man impersonator.

'And we really are so truleh vereh sorreh - for your loss'

[buzby]

Couldn't get that link to work so had a google. It is very good stuff.

http://onlyfoolsandhearsesdorset.co.uk/

Lead photo: a stag do. Second tab is using the same car for funerals, except "we don't want the Reliant Robin to look too good otherwise it would lose its authenticity"

It's not even a Reliant Robin. It's a Rialto Van (the Rialto replaced the Robin in 1982). Neither are what was used on OFAH of course, which was a 1968-73 Reliant Regal Supervan III (the Regal was replaced by the Robin in 1973)

This also excellent: https://www.ofah.net/blog/only-fools-hearses/

Wonder what his CaB username is.

At least the driving half of this is a Regal Supervan. The trailer is a cut and shut of two Rialto Estates though

[Ferris]

It's not even a Reliant Robin. It's a Rialto Van (the Rialto replaced the Robin in 1982). Neither are what was used on OFAH of course, which was a 1968-73 Reliant Regal Supervan III (the Regal was replaced by the Robin in 1973)At least the driving half of this is a Regal Supervan. The trailer is a cut and shut of two Rialto Estates though

As always with the goods and services being hawked in this thread, the more craven and tawdry the attempt to fool the consumer to part with their hard earned cash for a subpar experience, the more authentic (to the spirit of the show at least) the product becomes.

[idunnosomename]

Quotes from the testimonials:
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those are incredible. i cant believe theyre not a pisstake

also



this is kidderminster in case you wondered how far they get about other than middlesbrough and mansfield

[Ferris]

If I die, I want to make it clear that my cadaver is not to be carted around in any vehicle with fewer than 4 wheels.

Make note, everyone.