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Started by whojamy, February 13, 2004, 03:16:50 PM

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whojamy

Hi I am a newby, should I do anything to endear myself?

king mob


5 Knuckle Shuffle

Quote from: "whojamy"Hi I am a newby, should I do anything to endear myself?

I'm sure we could leave your personal habits up to you.
Hello.


whojamy

NO NewBY!!!  huh cunt! That's a nice greeting from a man from Cornwall!

smoker


zozman

Did you notice I didn't say monkey.

Oh bugger....

mook

What're you after?

whojamy

what have you got to offer?

king mob

A whole load of "Comedy is *ART*" t shirts going cheap round the back.

Rubbish Monkey

What ever happened to the   An Alternative To All Those "Hello, I'm New"  thread?? not that any would read it. Im hoping it is someone shorter than me, ok?
oh yes...ello new person. how tall are you?

Frinky

Quote from: "smoker"wotcha

What he said, but with capitalisation.

smoker

don't you call me a pinko

Frinky

Silence, Blondie.

(there was supposed to be a :P after that ^, but the board was being an arse, so, you know)

whojamy

5'8" Does it matter how tall I am then?

Still Not George

Only to Rubbish Monkey, but then he is only 4'6''. In boots.

Right. Does the Q still want them washing and sending to her room? Or am I getting old and behind the times?

Ello whojamy. Ignore these people, for verily they are cunts.
Nice cunts, though. Friendly, hairy cunts.

Rats

Na, she's done away with that now, she said it was old years ago and she just kept saying it out of habit. She'll be along in a minute to tell you herself that it was never funny. Stick around, I've got a picture of gary wilmot here and I'm cooking up some mighty fine n**ger gags as we speak.

Still Not George

Ah, I thought that might be the case. Still, might as well make sure it's washed, eh? Can't have grimy newbies wandering around lowering the property values.

By the way, whojamy - Rats, in particular, is a cunt. A very special kind of cunt; a sort of cunt-amongst-cunts, if you will. A true Cunt's Cunt.

ziggy starbucks

we are all new here. I'm new.