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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #60 on: November 17, 2018, 11:58:47 PM »
I will henceforth be referring to this as one film at every opportunity.

I can’t imagine there’ll be many so make it a good one on your first crack at it 😊

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2018, 12:27:09 AM »
I can’t imagine there’ll be many so make it a good one on your first crack at it 😊

Oh I certainly will, but I will carve out other opportunities to do it as well; don't you worry.

Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2018, 01:46:43 AM »
It can’t be worse than I imagine it being

Some of us thought that about Alice in Wonderland...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpeD_lHp0o

Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2018, 02:35:11 AM »
By George it looks putrid.

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2018, 10:20:38 AM »
Some of us thought that about Alice in Wonderland...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpeD_lHp0o

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2018, 10:26:11 AM »
Some of us thought that about Alice in Wonderland...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpeD_lHp0o

Everything about that is so bafflingly shit.  It couldn’t be uglier to look at, and why did they choose that music of all things?  It reminds me of the music used for the Blue Midget dance, except it’s a multi-million pound production where they can afford real musicians and instruments.

Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #66 on: November 18, 2018, 11:47:12 AM »
Some of us thought that about Alice in Wonderland...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOpeD_lHp0o

I’d blocked that out of my memory. Deary me.

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2019, 08:50:54 PM »
NEW TRAILER

(with an awful cover of 'Baby Mine' by Arcade Fire, whoever the fuck they are).


Gahhhh!  That's pure nightmare fuel and not in the good 'Pink Elephants on Parade' kind of way.
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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2019, 09:08:42 PM »
Yeah, that's horrible.

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« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2019, 09:12:46 PM »
Trailer was amazing and Burton is great. Looking forward to this and the Lion King.

Aladdin looks crap though.

Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2019, 09:18:27 PM »
Trailer was amazing and Burton is great. Looking forward to this and the Lion King.

Aladdin looks crap though.

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2019, 09:34:12 PM »
Trying to think what would be the most bizarre live-action Disney remake...

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Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2019, 09:35:03 PM »


It does look better now they've taken 'damaged' off his forehead.

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« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2019, 09:37:10 PM »
Trying to think what would be the most bizarre live-action Disney remake...

Westward Ho, the Wagons! (1956)

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« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2019, 10:59:16 PM »
Trying to think what would be the most bizarre live-action Disney remake...

A fully live-action Song of the South?

Re: Tim Burton's Dumbo
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2019, 12:43:22 AM »
Trying to think what would be the most bizarre live-action Disney remake...

The Three Caballeros... it'd just an American guy encouraged by two South American guys to harass local women, interspersed with psychedelic trip sequences and edutaining factoids.