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Nick Knowles news
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:58:10 PM »
He moved to Spain: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3086006/For-time-life-felt-mortal-Nick-Knowles-52-reveals-health-scare-prompted-Spain-27-year-old-wife-search-healthier-life.html

Couple of other things to think about:
1. There's a picture of his wife and she's probably had Nick Knowle's penis on the inside of her mouth
2. Look at the last picture of him - he looks like someone's done a Berlusconi on him or that he's got a part on the Sopranos as Silvio's brother.

Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2015, 01:02:04 PM »
Here's the picture. I wonder if anyone's bored enough to do a bit of Sopranos-based photoshopping for my own personal amusement. Cheers.


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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2015, 01:16:01 PM »
Nick Knowles is an absolute homosexual.

It couldn't be clearer.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2015, 01:19:34 PM »
1. There's a picture of his wife and she's probably had Nick Knowle's penis on the inside of her mouth

She's DEFINITELY had his penis on the inside of her fanny AT LEAST ONCE.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2015, 01:20:56 PM »
He would have needed to heavily, heavily dress it up as an anus to the point of piping the smell of shit into the room.

Luckily with his experience on DIY SOS, he was able to make the necessary rudimentary changes to the fan system within 48 hours and do a poo. He's always been a very hard worker.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2015, 01:30:34 PM »
I thought Jerry Orbach had come back to life.
Leave Knowles alone though. He was born in Southall, like all awesome people are.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 01:35:38 PM »
I'd like to strip the wallpaper with Nick Knowles.  We'd have a load of bants then I'd hit him with a shovel and put him in a skip.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2015, 01:44:47 PM »
As I've said before I was a runner on a show with Nick Knowles and he had very tight trousers on and his arse was absolutely stunning.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2015, 02:39:36 PM »
Keep it chic, for fucks sake. Nice and chic.

Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2019, 12:14:18 PM »
Driving ban:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-48608963


Knowles, of Cirencester, Gloucestershire, asked: "I can drive home, right?" to which Mr Hill replied: "No."

The presenter responded: "I'm joking."

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« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2019, 12:15:57 PM »
Legend Knowlesy

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2019, 12:30:56 PM »
Driving ban:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-48608963


Knowles, of Cirencester, Gloucestershire, asked: "I can drive home, right?" to which Mr Hill replied: "No."

The presenter responded: "I'm joking."


"He was fined £666"

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2019, 12:31:09 PM »
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He was fined £666 for speeding and £666 for using his phone

SpooOOoOkY

edit: ^fucker

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2019, 12:32:32 PM »
Could Knowles be the actual Satan?

Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2019, 12:39:42 PM »
If he's not going to be driving anyway, why would he put his mobile phone in the boot of his car?!? What a peculiar chap!

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2019, 12:43:20 PM »
Couldn't he have used the defense that he was speeding due to a DIY emergency? You didn't think it through Knowlesy.

Also, to add the the £666, there was another fine of £666, a surcharge of £66, he had six points on his licence already and this case added another six points.

And he's banned for six months.

Scary times.





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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2019, 01:06:44 PM »
It won't affect Nick as he can flag a lift in any white van in the country.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2019, 01:08:44 PM »
Nick Newles

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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2019, 01:30:18 PM »
nick knowles described both these events as "wake up calls". cunt needs to stop hitting snooze.

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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2019, 01:34:24 PM »
His driving ban should have been doubled for turning the event into a joke.


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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2019, 01:35:57 PM »
Legend Knowlesy
Couldn't he have used the defense that he was speeding due to a DIY emergency? You didn't think it through Knowlesy

To be fair:

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Knowles, representing himself, said he had chosen to "dismiss" legal advice to attempt to "get by on a technicality".
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After the magistrates retired to consider sentencing, Gloucestershire's police and crime commissioner Martin Surl entered the courtroom.

He told Knowles: "I just called by to say thank you for doing the responsible thing."

Knowles replied that driving while using a phone could be "highly dangerous", and he often worked with the police.

"Given all that background, it would be pompous and irresponsible of me to try and get off," he said.

Well yes, wanking and driving is probably even MORE dangerous!

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2019, 01:49:09 PM »
please - why this man is a;ways at party. RONALADO see Nico KONWELS here and here,,,, almost in RONALAOD house. is not top futboler or top model,,,, so where is a secret>?

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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2019, 03:36:10 PM »
Fully micced-up live cremation next pls

nice one cheers

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2019, 03:37:05 PM »
He did rather well in VERSUS iirc. But no-one was sad to see him go. Dreadful player.

Ronalado! Would you consider competing in VERSUS 2020? It's all about scoring first.

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2019, 04:21:24 PM »
Superb thread title.

Also:
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Speaking outside court, Knowles said: "For me, this was a wake-up call and me putting my phone in the boot of my car now stops the temptation.
"The six-month ban was appropriate because to give anything else would be giving me special privilege."
Knowles said he hoped his case would make other people alter their behaviour.

fair play Knowlesy

Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2019, 04:24:34 PM »
hi guys this is nock knowles's best friend arthur i'm sorry to say that our good friend knowlesy died peacefully in the bath this morning. thought you guys should be the first to know because he always really appreciated how you guys looked out for him and said it really made him smile. i'm sorry for our loss.

yours

nick knowles friend arthur

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« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2019, 05:08:26 PM »
KNOWLESY WOWLESLY NEWSY WEWSY 🎶

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2019, 05:20:19 PM »
Do you think Nick Knowles knows Noel Edmonds?

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« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2019, 06:06:26 PM »
Nick Nowles down on grassy Knolls with Noel*, Noele**, Noel***,  Noel****, Noel!*****

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***** This happened at Christmas, you see

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Re: Nick Knowles news
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2019, 06:10:49 PM »
Knowles knowles knowles, knowles knowles knowles knowles Knowles, knowles?


is a legal sentence in English. Amazing right??