#Cork'd

[Bored of Canada]

Doggawn it, people. My member's being a real goddamn wiseacre and refuses to ejaculate amid the non solitary acts.

I'm sure this site has some thoughtful, restrained and, above all else, romantic suggestions to solve this.

It's not a problem at all.

It only makes me infinitely less of a man; Everything I taste turns to ash in my mouth.

[thenoise]

According to the internet, it means you watch too much porn and jack off too much.  A month long 'challemge' may help.

_{a year ago already, fuck me}

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[alcoholic messiah]

• Partially inflate the doll to one-half its capacity.
• Lubricate well, and insert the masturbation sleeve into the crotch opening, vagina facing front.
• Continue to inflate to the desired size.
• The love doll is now ready to fulfill any virtual reality fantasy, utilising the patented CyberSkin vaginal/anal sleeve.

Always use a low pressure hand or foot air pump to prevent moisture from your breath collecting inside.

[newbridge]

Some vigorous sounding should do the trick.

[Mr Eggs]

Cattle prod up the shitter.

[Mijkediablo]

Chop it off, dry it out, grind it into powder, and then snort it for an aphrodisiac.

[Noodle Lizard]

Doggawn it, people. My member's being a real goddamn wiseacre and refuses to ejaculate amid the non solitary acts.

I'm sure this site has some thoughtful, restrained and, above all else, romantic suggestions to solve this.

It's not a problem at all.

It only makes me infinitely less of a man; Everything I taste turns to ash in my mouth.

Ah I get that too, don't you worry.  I've always been weird though, in that I can pretty much only ever jizz out a spunk when I'm on my back or (with a bit more effort) standing up.  I need to tense my calves, you see, and that's pretty hard to accomplish when you're bangin' away in missionary or what-have-you.

Surely it's better than spunking forth your fetch too early every time, though.


_{Can anyone else think of some good expressions for ejaculation?}

[Bored of Canada]

I'm going to have to start faking it.

[Bored of Canada]

Uh...I'll have what SHE'S having!

[Noodle Lizard]

According to the internet, it means you watch too much porn and jack off too much.  A month long 'challemge' may help.

_{a year ago already, fuck me}

I didn't make it through re-reading that thread just now (it reminded me of the existence of /r/gonewild), but I'd be up for giving it a go this cumming June.  Who's with me?

[newbridge]

I didn't make it through re-reading that thread just now (it reminded me of the existence of /r/gonewild), but I'd be up for giving it a go this cumming June.  Who's with me?

Answer honestly: have you ever masturbated to the memory of Jennifer Lawrence stepping on you?

[Noodle Lizard]

Answer honestly: have you ever masturbated to the memory of Jennifer Lawrence stepping on you?

Honestly no.  But now I have a problem where I can't cum unless somebody steps on me at the moment of truth.