Author Topic: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake  (Read 42975 times)

Mister Six

  • Ridiculously teacakes
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #540 on: January 09, 2020, 02:19:30 PM »
Tifa's tits are too small in the new one.

SHIT GAME.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #541 on: January 14, 2020, 02:55:33 PM »
Postponed til April to fix bugs.

Cerys

  • Bionic-Arsed
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Cyber Engineered Ravaged Yakking System
    • The Brainwrongs of Cerys
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #542 on: January 14, 2020, 11:39:53 PM »
I've waited this long - I can wait a bit longer.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #543 on: January 17, 2020, 09:32:19 PM »
So looking forward to this.  I don't mind the delay, best to get it right.  Let it be one of the few remakes in the world that is good!

Besides, I'm hoping to squeeze in V and VI beforehand, and original VII if I have time.  Halfway through V so far.  Been living the original journey and even though none of them are connected I still want to do them in order cos I'm weird.

Feel like I'm letting the side down as a super-fan not having any plans to get the First Class edition, but £260... FUCK ME

I doubt the music will hold up in the new version.

This is my only real worry.  The music was really important for the original game IMO, a great example of music being a catalyst for emotions (particularly the sad Aeris music), and creating memories.  The bold, in-your-face Rufus music when you first walk into Junon.  The shivers of excitement the first time you get (rescued by) the Highwind to the triumphant flight music.  Even the chills I got from the version of the Shinra tune where the HQ finally gets wiped out.  It'd be so easy to "OCremix" the game's music to death.
Didn't I hear that Uematsu was involved in the remake in some way though?  That would have a very decent chance of making it rather than breaking it.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2020, 10:12:12 PM by Cloud »

Dewt

  • GBH of the ear 'ole
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #544 on: January 17, 2020, 10:37:11 PM »
Feel like I'm letting the side down as a super-fan not having any plans to get the First Class edition, but £260... FUCK ME
For a bunch of plastic tat that nobody artistically involved with the game is likely to have had any input on

Consignia

  • Deviant
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • (Book) Burns Night
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #545 on: January 17, 2020, 10:45:15 PM »
A colleague was browsing upcoming releases and he noticed an exorbitantly priced SpongeBob Square pants game. We assumed it included a console as well. But not it's just this wank:



Limited editions are a mugs game.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #546 on: January 17, 2020, 10:55:07 PM »
For a bunch of plastic tat that nobody artistically involved with the game is likely to have had any input on

Yes thank you, I needed to hear this!

Plastic is a damn good point as well.  It's a game that alluded to climate change kind of stuff and we get tempted by bits of useless plastic with it.  Bah!

(Speaking of which I wonder if the usual suspects on Youtube and the like will be raging that the FFVII Remake is GRETA THUNBERG LOVING SJW TREE HUGGER HIPPIES TAKING OVER VIDEO GAMES WITH THEIR EXTINCTION REBELLION ECO TERRORISM NONSENSE and completely forgetting that the story was that way long before Greta was even born)

NoSleep

  • feat. Keith Jarrett and his singing parrot
    • Space Is The Place
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #547 on: January 17, 2020, 11:01:01 PM »
A colleague was browsing upcoming releases and he noticed an exorbitantly priced SpongeBob Square pants game. We assumed it included a console as well. But not it's just this wank:



Limited editions are a mugs game.

Can't see a mug there.

Consignia

  • Deviant
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • (Book) Burns Night
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #548 on: January 17, 2020, 11:05:33 PM »
You have pay for the even more limited edition for the mug. It's also constructed purely from crepe paper. £300 please.

Cerys

  • Bionic-Arsed
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Cyber Engineered Ravaged Yakking System
    • The Brainwrongs of Cerys
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #549 on: January 17, 2020, 11:24:42 PM »
They aren't producing mugs made of materia?  They missed a trick there.

Jim Bob

  • (aka Right Said Brett)
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #550 on: January 17, 2020, 11:39:16 PM »


F.U.N. (Financially Unreasonable Nicknacks) Edition

Jim Bob

  • (aka Right Said Brett)

Urinal Cake

  • -0/-0
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #552 on: January 31, 2020, 10:57:39 AM »
New trailer? https://youtu.be/3alSpW18SnE

I think this will be good

Jim Bob

  • (aka Right Said Brett)
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #553 on: January 31, 2020, 11:53:43 AM »
New trailer? https://youtu.be/3alSpW18SnE

I think this will be good

Holy moly, that looks incredible!  I will keep my expectations in check, but that does look rather good.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #554 on: January 31, 2020, 06:21:20 PM »
Very encouraging trailer because it looks to have a sense of humour and isn't ashamed to be daft and campy.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #555 on: January 31, 2020, 06:27:08 PM »
Also very impressed by Scarlet. If they ever get to making that scene, I might just let her slap me.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #556 on: January 31, 2020, 06:27:33 PM »
I bet they'll make Barret gay.

Dewt

  • GBH of the ear 'ole
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #557 on: January 31, 2020, 06:41:08 PM »
Gay (and pedophilic?) for Young Cloud.

gmoney

  • Hug a jug of wine
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #558 on: January 31, 2020, 06:47:43 PM »
Very encouraging trailer because it looks to have a sense of humour and isn't ashamed to be daft and campy.

I'm not sure why it seemed to be the popular view that it would be completely po-faced. Wasn't the last FF set around a boy band?

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #559 on: January 31, 2020, 06:51:23 PM »
I think it's because the mythologising around FF7's legacy tends to leave out these elements.

Consignia

  • Deviant
  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • (Book) Burns Night
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #560 on: January 31, 2020, 08:17:30 PM »
The compilation of FFVII has a lot to answer for. Most of the miserable Cloud stuff comes from that.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #561 on: January 31, 2020, 08:20:57 PM »
Wasn't too bothered by this, but that bit with the Mog Moogle has won me over.

Urinal Cake

  • -0/-0
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #562 on: January 31, 2020, 09:11:01 PM »
The compilation of FFVII has a lot to answer for. Most of the miserable Cloud stuff comes from that.
To be fair the two main characters are pretty miserable- Cloud and Seprioth. They are also in love with each other. 

Cerys

  • Bionic-Arsed
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Cyber Engineered Ravaged Yakking System
    • The Brainwrongs of Cerys
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #563 on: January 31, 2020, 09:51:13 PM »
Well, I've just come.

Golden E. Pump

  • Basically Morris Day.
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #564 on: January 31, 2020, 11:02:47 PM »
Yeah that looks special. There's a lot of new stuff in there but it doesn't feel out of place. Feels like when they expand a movie into a TV series.

FFVII - The Godfather
FFVII Remake - The Sopranos?

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #565 on: February 01, 2020, 03:41:54 AM »
As someone who never played FF7 (at least more than the first hour or two) that's one of the most baffling trailers I've ever seen.

Mister Six

  • Ridiculously teacakes
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #566 on: February 01, 2020, 03:49:41 AM »
All right, yeah, that looks like the tits. I'm happy.

Who's "second dance" bloke on the bike? I don't remember him, and I recognise everyone else. Is he some tertiary Disc 1 villain that I've totally forgotten about?

Cerys

  • Bionic-Arsed
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Cyber Engineered Ravaged Yakking System
    • The Brainwrongs of Cerys
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #567 on: February 01, 2020, 03:50:40 AM »
As someone who never played FF7 (at least more than the first hour or two) that's one of the most baffling trailers I've ever seen.

As someone who has played it many, many times, that trailer made me feel all tingly in a special secret girl place.

Mister Six

  • Ridiculously teacakes
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #568 on: February 01, 2020, 03:52:28 AM »
Your robotic anus?

Cerys

  • Bionic-Arsed
  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • Cyber Engineered Ravaged Yakking System
    • The Brainwrongs of Cerys
Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #569 on: February 01, 2020, 03:56:47 AM »
Only on alternate Thursdays.