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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #570 on: February 01, 2020, 04:31:15 AM »
I wonder if they modeled Cloud's dick

I'm not interested I just want to know

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #571 on: February 01, 2020, 04:56:23 AM »
They probably modelled at least the front of it, to provide the right kind of groin shape.  Whether or not they added a load of polygons and made it complete, we may never know.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #572 on: February 01, 2020, 04:57:07 AM »
I'd bring it to completion.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #573 on: February 01, 2020, 05:10:04 AM »
Somehow this does not surprise me.

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« Reply #574 on: February 01, 2020, 06:11:53 AM »
They probably modelled at least the front of it, to provide the right kind of groin shape.  Whether or not they added a load of polygons and made it complete, we may never know.

We will definitely be able to find that out once the PC hackers get hold of it. It was recently discovered that Shenmue III contained female nipples and they had to patch em out.

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« Reply #575 on: February 01, 2020, 07:56:03 AM »
We will definitely be able to find that out once the PC hackers get hold of it. It was recently discovered that Shenmue III contained female nipples and they had to patch em out.

It still rogers my parsnips that I can see full man arse and floppy todger in the open world of Red Dead Redemption 2 or Piggsy's wanger wobbling around in Manhunt, or even a bit of tit flash in those interminable Witcher games, but by and large female nudity in games is THE END OF THE WORLD AND MUST BE CENSORED.

Fuck that, get your fanny out.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #576 on: February 01, 2020, 08:28:12 AM »
It still surprises me that in all the time I've had access to 3D modelling packages[1], I still haven't made a willy.
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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #577 on: February 01, 2020, 11:39:13 AM »
Trailer means fuck all to be fair. Just wait til you're playing the game you love from childhood but with shit, unsatisfying controls and mechanics.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #578 on: February 01, 2020, 04:44:36 PM »
I just wouldn't invite them.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #579 on: February 01, 2020, 05:19:02 PM »
I mean, I rarely really ENJOY the fighting parts of a JRPG anyway, I play them for the bad story, so wishing the battle parts would hurry up and be over will be the same as when I played it as a child.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #580 on: February 01, 2020, 05:44:20 PM »
Who IS the bloke on the bike in the trailer? Is he from the original game? COME ON, BOFFINS!

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #581 on: February 01, 2020, 05:52:28 PM »
I mean, I rarely really ENJOY the fighting parts of a JRPG anyway, I play them for the bad story, so wishing the battle parts would hurry up and be over will be the same as when I played it as a child.

The turn based system at least adds a bit of strategy and tension. Holding down B for an hour doesn't have the same engagement

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #582 on: February 01, 2020, 06:28:19 PM »
Who IS the bloke on the bike in the trailer? Is he from the original game? COME ON, BOFFINS!
Yeah I don't know either. A Turk? Original new character?

I am penetrating sexually ambiguous Cloud. It feels nice.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #583 on: February 01, 2020, 07:48:26 PM »
Who IS the bloke on the bike in the trailer? Is he from the original game? COME ON, BOFFINS!

He wasn't in the old game. Original character; do not steal.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #584 on: February 01, 2020, 08:25:39 PM »
Who IS the bloke on the bike in the trailer? Is he from the original game? COME ON, BOFFINS!

It's Roche, a new character.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #585 on: February 01, 2020, 08:33:33 PM »
Everything new they add is going to be absolute dogshit isn't it?

I do worry, because my theory is that Tetsuya Nomura's fine when collaborating, but as a lead designer/director/writer he's terrible and needs someone to rein him in.

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« Reply #586 on: February 01, 2020, 08:40:51 PM »
Going by their track record in the FF7 expanded universe it will be okay.

I think chopping and changing the chronology/narrative is going to be more worrying.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #587 on: February 02, 2020, 02:23:22 AM »
Everything new they add is going to be absolute dogshit isn't it?

I do worry, because my theory is that Tetsuya Nomura's fine when collaborating, but as a lead designer/director/writer he's terrible and needs someone to rein him in.

Hopefully he's just a minor character there to flesh out the Midgar section, now it has to stand alone.

I'm more worried about those shots of Cloud running around where the camera's trying to fly up his arse. I was lovely aerial views of all that weird and wonderful scenery! Hoping that's just in the stairwells or other confined areas.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #588 on: February 17, 2020, 12:14:16 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOA5GwRcBks

Full intro video released. This game looks beautiful and every time they show something I get more and more impressed. Somehow, I think they're actually going to pull this off.

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #589 on: February 17, 2020, 12:21:33 PM »
What ^ he said.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #590 on: February 17, 2020, 01:35:40 PM »
I'm actually not going to watch any more previews or trailers as otherwise there will be nothing left to experience when the game itself comes out (aside from the game mechanics)

But things are looking good this year so far.  A new Star Trek based thing that doesn't suck.  A new Sonic based thing that doesn't suck.  Fair possibility of this not sucking...

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #591 on: February 17, 2020, 01:37:36 PM »
You can't go back. We were children then.

Who knows, maybe it'll pull a Resi Evil 2 and be actually good. But Square Enix, meh...

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #592 on: February 17, 2020, 04:40:17 PM »
You can't go back. We were children then.

I wasn't.

Shit, I'm old.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #593 on: February 17, 2020, 05:07:20 PM »
They have every Nobuo Uematsu soundtrack ever on Spotify EXCEPT still haven't recovered Lost Odyssey, gutting.

Still, FFVI,VII,VIII,IX and X on spotify though can't argue.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #594 on: February 17, 2020, 06:38:29 PM »
Apparently this is going to be 7 discs.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #595 on: February 17, 2020, 06:40:46 PM »
Apparently that's nonsense.

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« Reply #596 on: February 17, 2020, 06:42:53 PM »
I mean it might actually be one day when all parts are out, but who knows when that will be.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #597 on: February 17, 2020, 06:44:20 PM »
7 discs worth in modern gaming? What's that, like 700 gigabytes?

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Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #598 on: February 17, 2020, 06:59:46 PM »
7 Hours of Gameplay.

Re: Final Fantasy 7 - Remake
« Reply #599 on: March 02, 2020, 11:58:42 AM »
There's a demo on PSN. Get it done.