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Sausages and chips

Started by 303, July 08, 2015, 01:27:56 PM

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great_badir

Brown or red?

The answer, of course, is both.  With a bit of mustard as well.

I'm also very tempted to add a fried egg...

madhair60


Beagle 2

Needs a third element. Serve me that alone and I'm throwing it back in your fucking face.

great_badir

Quote from: Beagle 2 on July 08, 2015, 01:30:30 PM
Needs a third element. Serve me that alone and I'm throwing it back in your fucking face.

Baked beans or peas?  What's your poison?

303

A couple of fried eggs and some ketchup and it's a winner.

MoonDust

Egg in a fucking chip as a side.

mook

grilled tomato or tinned? IT'S A FUCKING DILEMMA as old as time, probably

great_badir

Right, this is blatantly being turned into a cooked breakfast now.

303

Needs fried bread to qualify as breakfast.

Vodka Margarine

Chips have no place in a cooked breakfast.

303

Agreed fried potatoes work a treat though.

mook

Quote from: 303 on July 08, 2015, 01:38:45 PM
Agreed fried potatoes work a treat though.

only if they're called fried potatoes though - if they get called saute potatoes, it's turned from a breakfast into something else, a shitty lunch or a pished up supper maybe.

Benjaminos

Not as good as ham, egg and chips though, is it? No.

great_badir

Quote from: mook on July 08, 2015, 01:42:46 PM
only if they're called fried potatoes though - if they get called saute potatoes, it's turned from a breakfast into something else, a shitty lunch or a pished up supper maybe.

There does tend to be a difference, though - fried spuds are sliced 4-5mm thin discs, whereas saute tend to be cubes or chunks.

Alberon

If it's going the breakfast route it needs some black pudding.

Blumf

Do you know how long it's been since I've had a proper Cumberland sausage? Do you!? Fucking ages and I'm not happy about that.

So fuck your sausage and chips! I'm having pie and mash.

great_badir

Quote from: Blumf on July 08, 2015, 01:59:12 PM
Do you know how long it's been since I've had a proper Cumberland sausage? Do you!? Fucking ages and I'm not happy about that.

..............um..............just have one then?

Blumf

Quote from: great_badir on July 08, 2015, 01:59:45 PM
..............um..............just have one then?

You'd think it'd be that easy, but there aren't any round here. Not a sausage!

shiftwork2

Quote from: great_badir on July 08, 2015, 01:29:00 PM
Brown or red?

The answer, of course, is both.  With a bit of mustard as well.

The answer is none of the above.  All fried items benefit from Levi Roots' Reggae Reggae Sauce mate.  Forget Dragon's Den this is not about those bozos.  This is about caribbean jerk sauce on your fried items, you will not go back.

small minded cretin

Quote from: Benjaminos on July 08, 2015, 01:45:20 PM
Not as good as ham, egg and chips though, is it? No.

do you mean gammon? because if you're actually suggesting a plate of boiled ham, egg, and chips you need to fuck off.

Beagle 2

He most certainly does not need to fuck off it is you that needs to do the fucking off you mate.

mook

look mates, there's room enough for both gammon & boiled bacon* in this world. to fight over it only means ISIS has won, or the jews - take your pick.








*best if you boil it for one third of the time & roast the remainder i reckon.

great_badir

Quote from: mook on July 08, 2015, 02:49:57 PM
look mates, there's room enough for both gammon & boiled bacon* in this world. to fight over it only means ISIS has won, or the jews - take your pick.

Quite.  Do what I do - have a bit of both.

small minded cretin

Quote from: Beagle 2 on July 08, 2015, 02:44:37 PM
He most certainly does not need to fuck off it is you that needs to do the fucking off you mate.

boiled ham cunt

Beagle 2


Serge

Weirdly, this is what I'm eating right now (with mushy peas), so seeing this thread title hove into view added a level of strangeness to my lunchbreak.

small minded cretin

Quote from: Beagle 2 on July 08, 2015, 03:35:28 PM
gammon specifier

gammon denier*



*not weave thickness. gammon denier tights would be just too erotic


mook

Quote from: Serge on July 08, 2015, 03:36:33 PM
(with mushy peas),


oh mate, you've gone & done bad. IT'S ALL GONNA KICK OFF NOW!

monkfromhavana

Gammon and chips is fine
bacon and chips is fine
sausage and chips is fine
egg and chips is fine
chips and chips is fine
steak and chips is fine

Bacon boiling joint (that's what my mum called it) can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Mushy peas can fuck off too.