Sausages and chips

[small minded cretin]

Gammon and chips is fine
bacon and chips is fine
sausage and chips is fine
egg and chips is fine
chips and chips is fine
steak and chips is fine

Bacon boiling joint (that's what my mum called it) can FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Mushy peas can fuck off too.

what? is this some kind of test?

bacon goes with other approved breakfast items (available all day), or on bread.

[mook]

you can put it over birds when you're roasting them YOU BASTARD

[monkfromhavana]

Any of the things listed above can have extras placed on the plate with them. Chips as part of a fry-up is fine.

[wosl]

you can put it over birds

I really wouldn't have had you down as someone who uses packet custard.

[small minded cretin]

you can put it over birds when you're roasting them YOU BASTARD

the disgustingly sexist and racist behaviour of a premiership footballer on tour in a muslim country

[mook]

Chips as part of a fry-up is fine.

nope, that's not on.

you're the sort of person who would have boiled potatoes & roast potatoes with a roast dinner. hell, you'd probably have mash spuds too. STANDARDS ARE SLIPPING.!

[El Unicornio, mang]

Brown or red?

The answer, of course, is both.  With a bit of mustard as well.

I'm also very tempted to add a fried egg...

Mustard?? That is perverse. Ketchup or HP, not both that's greedy.

I would add a fried egg though and some buttered bread to make some chip and sausage sandwiches.

[im barry bethel]

Sausages need either bacon wrapped round them like you have at Christmas or an egg yolk to dip them in, anything else marks you out as a pervert.

[monkfromhavana]

nope, that's not on.

you're the sort of person who would have boiled potatoes & roast potatoes with a roast dinner. hell, you'd probably have mash spuds too.

I'd probably have chips with it too.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sausages need either bacon wrapped round them like you have at Christmas or an egg yolk to dip them in, anything else marks you out as a pervert.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF



edit...wrong thread sorry

[WesterlyWinds]

I need help. I've got a lovely sausage casserole ready to be warmed up, but do I wait 20 minutes and cook chips or just have bread and butter?? Christ my life is hard.

[Hangthebuggers]

grilled tomato or tinned? IT'S A FUCKING DILEMMA as old as time, probably

Grilled. Only people like ISIS used fucking tinned tomatoes in a fry up situation.

[303]

I need help. I've got a lovely sausage casserole ready to be warmed up, but do I wait 20 minutes and cook chips or just have bread and butter?? Christ my life is hard.

Chips, you know it'll be worth the wait.

[WesterlyWinds]

Chips, you know it'll be worth the wait.

But what if I get fat and die alone?

[mook]

Grilled. Only people like ISIS used fucking tinned tomatoes in a fry up situation.

not a fry up situation, it was sausage & chips situation you bellflap. the tin toms are better than ketchup, they just are. GAMECHANGER!!

[Thursday]

Yes it's a wonderful situation where the option that's healthier also tastes better. Don't turn it down you fools.

[303]

But what if I get fat and die alone?

Trust me it'll be worth it.

[Thursday]

But what if I get fat and die alone?

What if you stay in shape and end up in a loveless marriage out of fear of dying alone?

[Hangthebuggers]

not a fry up situation, it was sausage & chips situation you bellflap. the tin toms are better than ketchup, they just are. GAMECHANGER!!

Yes ok not a fry up, but you'd be a fool for not considering beans.

[monkfromhavana]

Grilled. Only people like ISIS used fucking tinned tomatoes in a fry up situation.

Grilled tomatoes in a fry-up are for people who need to get a grip. Every time I've had grilled tomatoes they basically just tasted like lukewarm tomato with a bit of char on. You need the juice you get from tinned tomato to lube up the rest of the fry-up. Makes it go down easier whilst adding a frisson of tomato.

And you can have beans as well, just keep them on the other side of the plate.

[Benjaminos]

do you mean gammon? because if you're actually suggesting a plate of boiled ham, egg, and chips you need to fuck off.

NO YOU FUCK OFF

I said ham, and I meant ham. Nice thick-cut honey roasted ham, egg and chips. Get to fuck with your gammon, Oxbridge.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_and_chips (no ham, but there is a helpful picture of egg and chips in case you didn't know what it looked like)

[Hangthebuggers]

Grilled tomatoes in a fry-up are for people who need to get a grip. Every time I've had grilled tomatoes they basically just tasted like lukewarm tomato with a bit of char on. You need the juice you get from tinned tomato to lube up the rest of the fry-up. Makes it go down easier whilst adding a frisson of tomato.

This is fighting talk. Grilled tomatoes and a tiny bit of pepper, sausages, chips and a plate of eggs and you're laughing all the way to the bank.
Tinned tomatoes with chips and sausage is a slippery slope. Next minute you'll be putting heroin on your cereal or injecting mayonnaise or something.

I'll have no more of this silly talk.

[mook]

And you can have beans as well, just keep them on the other side of the plate.

bloody right keep them separate - bean juice mixing with tomato liquor is mayhem. you end up with neither one thing nor the other. that's why bubble & squeak is essential in a fry up. it acts as a dam but also one and a bit of your five a day.

[Hangthebuggers]

bloody right keep them separate - bean juice mixing with tomato liquor is mayhem. you end up with neither one thing nor the other. that's why bubble & squeak is essential in a fry up. it acts as a dam but also one and a bit of your five a day.

Just get rid of the tinned toms and you'd never have to put up with this business in the first place. I trust you on all food related things mook, I really do. What with your bread database etc.

But on this occasion, we're delving into the maws of insanity. And quite frankly I don't like it one bit.

[Benjaminos]

Tomatoes are the shittest 'filler' item going, with cucumber a close second. They ruin everything with their excess juice - soggy sandwiches, over-hydrated breakfasts, and they're horrible to boot. The only acceptable tomato is the one with a load of added salt and sugar that comes in a Heinz bottle.

[TrenterPercenter]

Sausages and chips

Tracey Emin is really pushing it now a days, what's next? A tin of soup? crazy.

[monkfromhavana]

bubble & squeak is essential in a fry up.

There's always one isn't there?

You can stick your bubble n squeak up your arse...and if there's any Scottish people reading, you can stick your Tattie scones up your arses too. Ridiculous.


Chips, hash browns or Birdseye potato waffles. That's your potato content in a fry-up.

[WesterlyWinds]

Trust me it'll be worth it.

You were right. I'll never question the wisdom of chips again.

What if you stay in shape and end up in a loveless marriage out of fear of dying alone?

Ha ha looser

[monkfromhavana]

Tinned tomatoes with chips and sausage is a slippery slope. Next minute you'll be putting heroin on your cereal or injecting mayonnaise or something.

I'll have no more of this silly talk.

As part of a fry-up, tinned tomatoes are fine. They are the only instance when I would eat them like that though. If I was just having chips, egg and sausage I wouldn't have them, obviously, because I'm not mental. I wouldn't have grilled tomato either though. Beans or nothing.

[mook]

just look at this.



gravyinafuckingbitabubble.

there has been some awful crimes (carrots in it for ffs) committed against that staple of quintessential fried up grub, but that is a bastard thing to do.