Sausages and chips

[mook]

It's actually Chinese. Who's the racist now, you racist?

i put near "ish" on the end. close enough is near enough. whose (who's?) the RACIST now... hint IT'S you & your dad



NEW BASTARDRY page arseholes... shit on stilts

[monkfromhavana]

i put near "ish" on the end. close enough is near enough. whose (who's?) the RACIST now... hint IT'S you & your dad

My dad's Chinese.

[small minded cretin]

Monster!

Anyway, it's time to settle this once and for all. If you are having plain old sausage and chips, the only additions allowable are a couple of fried eggs and two (and only two) condiments of your choosing. Anything else is anarchy.

If, however, you want to raise your game it's CURRYWURST WITH FRIED POTATOES, MOTHERFUCKER. Be a man. Try it. Love it. Live it.

Or beans/peas obvs. Clearly an oversight on your part.

[mook]

My dad's Chinese.

they are the most racist of all the racists... they really are, far worse than the average austrailian.

[Blumf]

...the only sauces allowed by me to be put on chip shop chips (not fries!) are curry, or maybe gravy if you're scum.

You're right, there's just something not right about people who put gravy on their chips.

[studpuppet]

Can I recommend a copy of this? Not a sausage in sight, mind.



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Egg-Bacon-Chips-Beans-Great/dp/0007213786

[great_badir]

Or beans/peas obvs.

Careful - when I suggested this to someone earlier in the thread, I received a neg.

You have been warned...

[monkfromhavana]

I find the sausage / pea thing a bit weird if I'm being honest. Especially with chips. It seems far more normal[nb]unlike me[/nb] to have peas and sausage with mashed potato.

[mook]

Careful - when I suggested this to someone earlier in the thread, I received a neg.

You have been warned...

we haven't got to the 70s salad with the sausage & chips yet have we?

need peas with that FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

[great_badir]

we haven't got to the 70s salad with the sausage & chips yet have we?

need peas with that FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

Oh, I'm all for people to have their own fancies, but salad with sausage and chips?

Nononononono, nothing about that is right at all.

That's it, I quit my libertarian ways - that is not acceptable.

[monkfromhavana]

we haven't got to the 70s salad with the sausage & chips yet have we?

need peas with that FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

What is a "70s salad"?

[im barry bethel]

What is a "70s salad"?

Avocado, like the bathrooms

[MuteBanana]

Peas only work with a saucy main.

Beans provide moisture for sausage, chips, waffles, mash, fish fingers.

[chand]

Peas only work with a saucy main.

Peas don't really work with anything, the rat bastards. Whenever I have to eat peas I feel a surge of resentment as I imagine all the things that could be there instead of peas. I still eat them because I'm an upstanding modern citizen, but nobody will ever convince me that they actually like peas. Peas are basically nothing. Empty nuggets of disappointment. Little void-balls. Fuck peas, and fuck Big Pea and the fatcat pea barons that have perpetuated the pea lie.

Anyway, sausage and chips is an A+ tea innit, slap some baked beans on the side of that shit if you like, but just sausage and chips on its own is fucking great. Gravy if you're going to the chippy and feeling a bit frisky. Blob of ketchup on the side, if it's a Friday night maybe a couple of slices of buttered white bread too. The tits.

[SetToStun]

nobody will ever convince me that they actually like peas.

She Who Must Be Obeyed says that she loves peas, but I have a feeling that may be something to do with the fact that they are essentially calorie-free as I can't actually see how anyone could derive real pleasure from eating the dratted things.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Can I also recommend a book? About breakfast I mean.



http://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/the-breakfast-bible-9781408842720/

[great_badir]

I do genuinely like small peas (I refuse to call them by their middle class trademark name), but the normal sized "garden" ones are like eating little balls of flavourless sandy paste.  "Mmmmmm, so sweet" I hear people[NB]like Nigel Slater or Hugh Stock-Whitting-Stock[/NB] say, but they don't fool me.  They're liars.

Same goes for mushy peas.  Blech.

[mook]

She Who Must Be Obeyed says that she loves peas, but I have a feeling that may be something to do with the fact that they are essentially calorie-free as I can't actually see how anyone could derive real pleasure from eating the dratted things.

i feel the need to romance your woman, ask her if she wants a drunk Arsenal fan to cook her charred lettuce & peas. she will say yes.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Give me the recipe for charred lettuce and peas and I can also be that drunk arsenal fan please

[mook]

you ain't got the minerals son &tc

[SetToStun]

i feel the need to romance your woman, ask her if she wants a drunk Arsenal fan to cook her charred lettuce & peas. she will say yes.

She already has a drunk Arsenal fan to cook for her - sorry, old son. I might have a go at the charred lettuce thing, though - sounds interesting.

[mook]

^ do it with lamb chops, cook it for her tomorrow. KEEP 'EM CRISPY!1!

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Is it just like petit pois a la francaise but burnt?

[mook]

burnt? you cheeky get. you're going to get a neg for that & five more for not using a capital "a" in Arsenal.


edit... as soon as i get my karma respunked.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

burnt? you cheeky get. you're going to get a neg for that & five more for not using a capital "a" in Arsenal.


edit... as soon as i get my karma respunked.

If we're going to go around negging people for not using capital letters, you're in trouble daddio.

[mook]

you just wait & see what happens to your acc.

[Vodka Margarine]

Can I also recommend a book? About breakfast I mean.



http://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/the-breakfast-bible-9781408842720/

Who'd have guessed that our very own Mr Eggs was quite so twee.