Pierrots from Sector 9 develop genetically modified ‘glans colander’ for deliver

[poo]

ing poo noodles deep inside victims' rectums.

Apparently species from across the galaxy are longing for a return to the 'good old days' when pterodacyls with icing piping bags for beaks were pumping less noodly shit into their behinds.

[poo]

Apparently they got the idea from this so I think we shouldn't be sending TV out into space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK49s65L7eA

[Mr Eggs]

The Pierrots from Sector 9 are taking their fucking time with me. I am BEGGING FOR IT UP MY SHITTER and this multiple hose product has me clenching with delight.

[poo]

Oh and clown jism is pea wet.

[Glebe]

Pa's Pear Pipers - the leading manufacturers of 'glanboozy chamboozies' - do a very nice line in spatula cock ring enhancers. Perfect for those lazy summer barbeques!