Almost certainly a great big mistake involving people called "morris"

[Jet Set Willy]

As I was lying in bed his morning listening to XFM, it was mentioned that Chris Morris would be a guest on the Jimmy Carr show at 10am on Sunday. It's possible I may have misheard, though I don't think so, or he could've been wrong, but still I think I'll record it. If anyone with a special high-tech way of recording in good quality would do it too then it'd be better.

Also, Adam and Joe are doing a show from 1pm today, and I'd imagine that if CM is going to be on Jimmy carr, they'll mention it.

XFM is available in the London area on 104.9fm, nationwide on DAB and Sky Digital, and at www.xfm.co.uk :winky:

As you can see further down the thread this seems to have been confirmed.

[DuncanC]

:winky:

Disgusting.

(Cheers, for the info, though.)

[big dogs cock]

Oh yeah we've been here before though haven't we, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes at the crack of dawn waiting for the morris that never came...bastards...

Nah, cheers for that JSW, hope it happens this time!

[Jet Set Willy]

10am isn't really the crack of dawn, it was earlier than that when i heard this on the radio! Then again I was half asleep so if it turns out to be Christopher Biggins or something then please dont get angry.  :--)

[Jet Set Willy]

And given that Jimmy Carr apparently IIRC auditioned for a part in the new CM show it doesn't seem beyond the realms of possibility.

[Darrell]

And given that Jimmy Carr...auditioned for a part in the new CM show

He was accepted, but he declined because he'd already been offered the title role in 'Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie'.

[Munday's Chylde]

And given that Jimmy Carr...auditioned for a part in the new CM show

He was accepted, but he declined because he'd already been offered the title role in 'Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie'.

Are you trying to suggest Jimmy Carr looks like Alec Baldwin?

EDIT: You know what? My joke doesn't make sense does it Why couldn't you have said starring instead of title AFKASK?

[big dogs cock]

10am isn't really the crack of dawn, it was earlier than that when i heard this on the radio! Then again I was half asleep so if it turns out to be Christopher Biggins or something then please dont get angry. :--)

Heh, was on about his no-show on Baker, which was the earliest I had got up in some weeks during my festering sad loser period. And hey, I could never stay mad Chrissy, aah look at his little face, it's almost as if he understands...

[Jet Set Willy]

Just giving this one a little bump before I turn the computer off for the night.

I will definitely be recording so don't worry about it, and therefore if it doesn't materialise and was a figment of my fevered imagination I'll be the only person to have suffered.

Cheery-night-night!

[fbb bastard]

top stuff......about a minute ago just heard the guy before jimmy carr confirming "in the studio....chris morris"....its happening folks!!!!!!

[Jet Set Willy]

Bump. I hope this is actually happening cos I would look a right eejit if it doesn't.

D'oh I think I just heard him say something else Morris.

[Des Nilsen]

Fucks sake.

Xfm's patheitic radio player keeps crashing because of all their bloody porn spam. Waste of time.

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[The Region Legion]

Definate IAN Morris appearance... fucktards!

[Jet Set Willy]

Blame fbb bastard! :)

Not me!

I was very unsure about whether I'd heard it right yesterday morning.

But then again, maybe Jimmy Carr got it wrong, who's Ian Morris anyway?!? He just got confused cos Iain Lee is on next and they are very similar in style and in quality *BIG WINK*.

[Des Nilsen]

:giggle:

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[The Region Legion]

Well I'm going to keep listening just in case, but I very much doubt it's going to work out.

It was so plausible too.. oh well.

[Jet Set Willy]

All I can say is I'm sorry and I'm glad everyone didn't get all excited and have to get up at 6 30 in the morning and so on. There's definitely a fellow called Ian Morris on and I assume that's where the confusion arose. Like I said in the first place, I wasn't 100% sure that they had said "Chris" yesterday morning, but fbb bastard got my bastard hopes up that i had pulled off a major coup. Alas it seems that it's definitely not the case. I shall leave my recording going just on the off chance that the studio explodes and they die in agony for us all to hear. That would be great consolation to me and my fellow whores whose hopes had been built up only to be shattered by a chubby faced guy with a funny haircut.

[fbb bastard]

Like I said in the first place, I wasn't 100% sure that they had said "Chris" yesterday morning, but fbb bastard got my bastard hopes up that i had pulled off a major coup. .

bollox bollox bollox....that tit beforehand definately said "chris" as opposed to "ian"....got him on tape saying it as well the lying no good fucking twat...and secondoned....who the fuck is ian morris anyway?

[Doctor Stamen]

Even if it had turned out to be Chris Morris, it probably would have been the ex-Middlesbrough and Republic of Ireland defender, not the actual boz boz himself.

[Ambient Sheep]

That's twice now.

The first time, it's happenstance.
The second time, it's coincidence.
The third time, it's enemy action.

If this happens a third time, I think we can begin to think that there might be some kind of subversive guerilla comedy thang going on.

Hang on, aren't I *already* beginning to think that there might be some kind of subversive guerilla comedy thang going on?

[dan dirty ape]

And given that Jimmy Carr...auditioned for a part in the new CM show

He was accepted, but he declined because he'd already been offered the title role in 'Thomas the Tank Engine: The Movie'.

Carr must now forever be given the description 'Spiteful train-faced comedian Jimmy Carr'.