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Mountain mate

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 22, 2015, 03:55:31 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!



Careful mate, mountain that

Mountain mate

Careful

MoonDust

Rotate it 90 degrees clockwise and it's extreme rock climbing.

Climbing up cliff edges with various stuff strapped to and hindering your legs.

Rotate it 90 miles out of view and it's a wanking device for lonely hikers.

madhair60

steady on - careful with th- whooooooa!!!

'kin 'ell!

Goldentony

d'you see that? Winnie's lads gone arse over tit on that mountain


madhair60

alright lads i've brought the soup and --

FUCKING

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Careful



Careful mate


Mountain that

Mind the marbles off the racing line mate, you don't want to go on them, NO DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN, WHO TOLD YOU TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN IT'S NOT GOING TO LEAP OUT AT YOU AND CRAWL UP YOUR ARSE IS IT? AAHHH FUCKSAKE! Now what you've gone and done there mate is gone and got oversteer and the front and back bits of your bike have swapped around and that makes it much harder to steer... you've fallen off now, see I said it was difficult, try not to grind too much of your elbow off while you're sliding down the hill but try and slow yourself down a little bit yeah because you don't want to slide under the armco, now you've gone and worn a hole in your nice shorts, mate your mum's going to be furious. Mate. Mate?