#VeryBritishProblems

[Pit-Pat]

There is a whole new etiquette for holding a door open for someone that the programme didn't go into.

For the uninitiated here it is:

Make sure you are about 10 - 20 steps ahead of them at least,

Open the door for them,

They will feel compelled to run a bit to get to you and the door

Say to them "It looked like you could do with the excercise you fat fuck".

Let go of door into their face.

I didn't stick around long enough to see if David Quantick came out with that one