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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1680 on: August 18, 2019, 02:43:08 PM »
Inept balloon murder and other things:

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1681 on: August 20, 2019, 05:26:36 PM »
A real (90s?) promotional video from an engineering company featuring the most powerful technobabble I've ever heard.

I've watched this several times and I think it's magnificent. It's a fantastic performance - this guy must have had to memorise an incredibly difficult script and he delivers it with charm and aplomb. The script itself is also quite marvellous, with a really satisfying rise and fall. You can just enjoy the sounds and rhythms for their own sake.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1682 on: August 20, 2019, 06:10:24 PM »
Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1683 on: August 20, 2019, 07:37:25 PM »
Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?

Many is the time I've muttered "Heduzzzntdoanything?" in the spirit of good old Orson.

MwuuhAAAAH the French Champagne!

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1684 on: August 20, 2019, 08:35:46 PM »
I absolutely love that and I think I always will. The woman is definitely trying not to laugh BIG TIME.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1685 on: August 20, 2019, 10:13:18 PM »
A real (90s?) promotional video from an engineering company featuring the most powerful technobabble I've ever heard.

I've watched this several times and I think it's magnificent. It's a fantastic performance - this guy must have had to memorise an incredibly difficult script and he delivers it with charm and aplomb. The script itself is also quite marvellous, with a really satisfying rise and fall. You can just enjoy the sounds and rhythms for their own sake.

Oh fuck it it's fake. I hate it when companies do this. It's not funny if it's on purpose you cunts. Stop making us buy your products.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1686 on: August 20, 2019, 10:44:04 PM »
Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?
Amazing.

I now feel the need to link his radio commercial outtakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol5RpDEzLzY

I'm waiting my whole life for a moment to use "In the depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?"

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1689 on: August 22, 2019, 07:02:39 PM »
Slags.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1690 on: August 27, 2019, 02:04:22 AM »

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1691 on: September 01, 2019, 05:54:04 AM »
Honestly the hardest I have ever laughed:

https://twitter.com/apiecebyguy/status/1167819160941973504

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1692 on: September 03, 2019, 04:14:40 AM »
This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1693 on: September 03, 2019, 06:45:08 AM »
https://twitter.com/smarxist_/status/1168602699975352320

The way this sums up childhood mishaps. The boy's motion in every phase.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1694 on: September 03, 2019, 01:53:01 PM »
This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.
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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1695 on: September 03, 2019, 02:30:16 PM »
Yeah cracking one that. Response to a guy talking at him with a hand on his shoulder - CHOKE HIM OUT!

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1696 on: September 04, 2019, 08:53:23 AM »
Don't stab yourself ! **stab** Don't stab yourself ! **stab**

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1697 on: September 04, 2019, 05:45:24 PM »
Bahaha

"Turn in...WANG"

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1698 on: September 09, 2019, 10:34:01 PM »
The Whatsapp group after a night out, where my mate got locked in a room with an off duty female bouncer at her house and basically raped him, his voice messages that morning were hysterical.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1699 on: September 10, 2019, 02:06:36 AM »
Inept balloon murder and other things:

Destruction Diaries 15

there are many

I like this. For the first four murders he goes natural, but on murder five he starts to don the ear protectors - https://youtu.be/Ocf_-88K0ZM?t=30

In that last link, the inept hammer flailing from 0:40 onwards is quite something.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1700 on: September 10, 2019, 04:24:18 PM »

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1701 on: September 11, 2019, 02:27:04 AM »
^  Love it. Very Vivian Stanshall.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1702 on: September 12, 2019, 03:41:16 AM »
https://twitter.com/devtesla/status/1132101053929984000

What the fuck, this is real? How is this real?

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1703 on: September 12, 2019, 09:35:42 PM »
I thought it was really bad comedy but turned out to be REALLY bad drama but not bad enough to be funny.

Bit of blue balls now.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1704 on: September 12, 2019, 09:55:38 PM »
The Whatsapp group after a night out, where my mate got locked in a room with an off duty female bouncer at her house and basically raped him, his voice messages that morning were hysterical.

How can you "basically" rape someone? Was she listening to Taylor Swift and drinking a pumpkin spice latte as she forced herself on him?

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1705 on: September 12, 2019, 09:57:13 PM »
This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.

This is brilliant. It's what I imagine a Ronalado self defense vid will be like if he falls on hard times after retiring from the footaball. Haven't laughed out loud for ages. Thanks.

Cuellar

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1706 on: September 12, 2019, 10:39:04 PM »

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1707 on: September 13, 2019, 01:01:26 AM »
WHAT in the NAME of GOD

There was a bit of Sorkin debate on that Twitter today and the one thing I just can't shake (and I really don't want to be that cunt who makes light of addiction) is that all of this was written by a man who was fucked off his head on crack. So many people want to proclaim his genius or rip him for being a liberal-utopia propagandist but what are the chances that he just wrote all this stuff in a mad piss-take, drug-addled frenzy. It kinda makes me like it way more if that is his vibe.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #1709 on: September 13, 2019, 08:26:08 PM »