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Last thing that made you cry with laughter

Started by Sam, August 15, 2015, 06:59:20 PM

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Spoon of Ploff


popcorn

A real (90s?) promotional video from an engineering company featuring the most powerful technobabble I've ever heard.

I've watched this several times and I think it's magnificent. It's a fantastic performance - this guy must have had to memorise an incredibly difficult script and he delivers it with charm and aplomb. The script itself is also quite marvellous, with a really satisfying rise and fall. You can just enjoy the sounds and rhythms for their own sake.

Poobum

Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?

Phil_A

Quote from: Poobum on August 20, 2019, 06:10:24 PM
Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?

Many is the time I've muttered "Heduzzzntdoanything?" in the spirit of good old Orson.

MwuuhAAAAH the French Champagne!

Cuellar

I absolutely love that and I think I always will. The woman is definitely trying not to laugh BIG TIME.

popcorn

Quote from: popcorn on August 20, 2019, 05:26:36 PM
A real (90s?) promotional video from an engineering company featuring the most powerful technobabble I've ever heard.

I've watched this several times and I think it's magnificent. It's a fantastic performance - this guy must have had to memorise an incredibly difficult script and he delivers it with charm and aplomb. The script itself is also quite marvellous, with a really satisfying rise and fall. You can just enjoy the sounds and rhythms for their own sake.

Oh fuck it it's fake. I hate it when companies do this. It's not funny if it's on purpose you cunts. Stop making us buy your products.

lankyguy95

Quote from: Poobum on August 20, 2019, 06:10:24 PM
Orson Welles champagne ad outtakes. Might be a bit mean spirited, but I'm entranced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs5YwFONswQ Around 50 seconds in, what an attempt at uttering an exclamation. How are those people coping with it so stoicly?
Amazing.

I now feel the need to link his radio commercial outtakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol5RpDEzLzY

I'm waiting my whole life for a moment to use "In the depths of your ignorance, what is it you want?"



Twed


Famous Mortimer



hummingofevil

This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.

Twed


lankyguy95

Quote from: hummingofevil on September 03, 2019, 04:14:40 AM
This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.
"Somebody's telling me about my wife... I'm sorry, sir, but I'm going to break your leg."

poo

Yeah cracking one that. Response to a guy talking at him with a hand on his shoulder - CHOKE HIM OUT!

hamfist

Don't stab yourself ! **stab** Don't stab yourself ! **stab**

Cuellar


The Whatsapp group after a night out, where my mate got locked in a room with an off duty female bouncer at her house and basically raped him, his voice messages that morning were hysterical.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on August 18, 2019, 02:43:08 PM
Inept balloon murder and other things:

Destruction Diaries 15

there are many

I like this. For the first four murders he goes natural, but on murder five he starts to don the ear protectors - https://youtu.be/Ocf_-88K0ZM?t=30

In that last link, the inept hammer flailing from 0:40 onwards is quite something.


Bennett Brauer



bgmnts

I thought it was really bad comedy but turned out to be REALLY bad drama but not bad enough to be funny.

Bit of blue balls now.

sponk

Quote from: That_Boy_Marner on September 09, 2019, 10:34:01 PM
The Whatsapp group after a night out, where my mate got locked in a room with an off duty female bouncer at her house and basically raped him, his voice messages that morning were hysterical.

How can you "basically" rape someone? Was she listening to Taylor Swift and drinking a pumpkin spice latte as she forced herself on him?

sponk

Quote from: hummingofevil on September 03, 2019, 04:14:40 AM
This has had me laughing all day. Just so much brilliance. Every line is perfect. The BANG and BOOM sound effects. The complete lack of being attacked to justify the "self defence" aspect to it all. The improvised aspects of some of the attacks. The complete lack of proportion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8


Just wonderful.

This is brilliant. It's what I imagine a Ronalado self defense vid will be like if he falls on hard times after retiring from the footaball. Haven't laughed out loud for ages. Thanks.

Cuellar


hummingofevil

Quote from: Cuellar on September 12, 2019, 10:39:04 PM
WHAT in the NAME of GOD

There was a bit of Sorkin debate on that Twitter today and the one thing I just can't shake (and I really don't want to be that cunt who makes light of addiction) is that all of this was written by a man who was fucked off his head on crack. So many people want to proclaim his genius or rip him for being a liberal-utopia propagandist but what are the chances that he just wrote all this stuff in a mad piss-take, drug-addled frenzy. It kinda makes me like it way more if that is his vibe.


JamesTC