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Last thing that made you cry with laughter

Started by Sam, August 15, 2015, 06:59:20 PM

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bgmnts

https://youtu.be/lbhnmwosgBo?t=96

Caught this on the telly earlier, got me like nothing in recent memory. Struggling to breathe.

Mr Banlon


Wonderful Butternut


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Quote from: Wonderful Butternut on November 24, 2020, 09:54:04 AM
Best practices for the @Paddington Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1330580226498293761

I can't believe the "Don't"s there are real, but they destroyed me from the first word.

selectivememory

One of the replies got me good:

QuoteThe basic rule appears to be "don't turn Paddington into dril."

Pseudopath

Yeah...some of the replies to that Tweet are golden[nb]Like marmalade, see?[/nb]:


lankyguy95

Hadn't seen this before. Can't stop watching now. Glorious.

https://twitter.com/miragonz/status/1331765325243641856?s=09

"Shout-out to his family."




Mr Banlon


Wonderful Butternut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI&ab_channel=MegaBirdCrazy

Do not try to tell me that cockatoos and parrots don't understand what they're saying.

DrGreggles

9 panes of glass and the kids wanted to write 'LET IT SNOW' in spray snow.
What could go wrong?

phes

https://youtu.be/nryNLMjKulM

the amazing race at its best/worst. sleep deprived and exhausted contestants have the best extracted from them when spanish kids pelt them with tomatoes as they attempt an apparently impossible task

Twonty Gostelow

Advert on the Psychology Today website.



I assume she's dead in the second photo.

magval



Twonty Gostelow

An anecdote I've only just heard from writer Alan Zweibel talking about his pal Garry Shandling's habit of ringing him up late at night to discuss his problems.

SHANDLING: Alan, it's Garry.
ZWEIBEL: [half asleep] Hi Garry, what's up?
SHANDLING: Well, I went on a date last night...
ZWEIBEL: Oh, how did it go?
SHANDLING: Not great. We were in bed together and she said 'No finger in the ass!'. I said to her, 'Look, it's my finger, and my ass...'


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Quote from: The Cloud of Unknowing on October 31, 2020, 12:28:19 AM
A couple of Partridgean quotes from Cliff Richard's new autobiography.


And on his friend Jill Dando: "She could do any accent — Scottish, Welsh, Indian — perfectly."

LOL

DrGreggles



Magnum Valentino

The news story about the developers that had to remove a videogame from digital sale in China because it contains the message "Xi Jinping Winnie The Pooh Moron" on a wall in one of the levels.

PERFECT choice of words, and so fucking petty and stupid, the whole situation.


homesickalien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-LWVjYiqw&ab_channel=Gertilish

One of those videos where they re-edit a film and add sound effects, bits of other films etc in this case Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Not going to argue this is in anything other than dumb but being quite fond of this particular film this had me howling

Twonty Gostelow

Mario Cantone imitating Shelley Winters on this week's Gilbert Gottfried podcast https://vocaroo.com/1goJOOhDI9mE


jenna appleseed


Sonny_Jim

Quote from: homesickalien on December 19, 2020, 11:12:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-LWVjYiqw&ab_channel=Gertilish

One of those videos where they re-edit a film and add sound effects, bits of other films etc in this case Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Not going to argue this is in anything other than dumb but being quite fond of this particular film this had me howling
I'm showing my age here, but this trend of peppering SUPER-LOUD-CLIPPING audio bits is fucking annoying.  It's cheap and lazy, the comedic equivalent of a jump scare..  Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to attach an onion to my belt.