Author Topic: Last thing that made you cry with laughter  (Read 312374 times)

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2130 on: May 02, 2021, 03:38:49 PM »
Mike comes across as a proper gent in that vid.  rip

Apparently Reggie Kray had warned him the Gotcha was going down from prison so Reid was on his best behaviour.

Only one of these extracts from Reid's autobiography Bad Slags T'rific is made up:

I was enjoying a quiet drink one Saturday when the pub suddenly filled up with Taffies down to support their team at an Arsenal match. A ruck erupted and before I could get out, one of these Welsh blokes called me a Cockney prick. Crack, I've put him on his back.

I was in a pub in Finsbury Park one night, having a quick drink before I went home. Reg and Ronnie were sat in the corner. Reg raised his hand while Ronnie just stared. Christ, that look of his went right through you. Suddenly, half a dozen geezers burst in and went straight for the twins. Bosh, the table's gone over as they got stuck into the boys. The odds were a bit uneven so I waded in and started throwing a few rights.

I was presenting Runaround when one of the 10-year-old pilchards who'd got a wrong answer sneakily picked up a yellow ball instead of a red one. Unfortunately for him Mad Frankie was watching in the wings. Ten minutes later, Wallop, the little cowson's only got one working kneecap now. Fast forward 12 years, I'm having a takeaway ruby on the set of the Queen Vic and this young geezer limps up and thanks me for teaching him a lesson. 24-carat moments like that tell you why I'm in this business.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2131 on: May 05, 2021, 02:03:15 AM »
UPDATE: Only you can stop Big Chungus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BswLZ2Vz93I

If I'd paid 75 quid to have Nigel Farage spout a load of rubbish for my amusement I'd be pretty steamed if I got that one with the phone vibrating half way through! I assume he's just knocking them out at a rate of knots and not even checking them


Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2133 on: May 05, 2021, 07:47:37 PM »
"Am I a bad person?" is a question I should think everyone ponders about him or herself from time to time.  Well, I know now that I am definitely a bad person, cos this made me laugh like fuck.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56995224

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2134 on: May 05, 2021, 07:51:52 PM »

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2135 on: May 05, 2021, 08:02:16 PM »
"Am I a bad person?" is a question I should think everyone ponders about him or herself from time to time.  Well, I know now that I am definitely a bad person, cos this made me laugh like fuck.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-56995224
I'll join you in hell.

Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2136 on: May 05, 2021, 08:08:47 PM »
I'll join you in hell.

It's the way it's still all calm and swan-like, like it's just accepting it.  It's like when Oliver Hardy would look into the camera and sigh.

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Re: Last thing that made you cry with laughter
« Reply #2137 on: May 08, 2021, 06:02:08 PM »

Refuse to believe the swan didn't put that sock on