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Started by VorpalSword, October 06, 2004, 08:39:29 PM

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monkhouse terror

4- Real. Dog. Turd.

Jet Set Willy

Just don't bother. Study hard and laugh at them when they serve you in the supermarket in ten years time and you own their house.


Still Not George

Quote from: "Jet Set Willy"Just don't bother. Study hard and laugh at them when they serve you in the supermarket in ten years time and you own their house.

(bitter laugh)

Yeah, right.
What you need to do, is study hard, get into Uni, graduate and then work in the supermarket because you don't have the necessary connections to get a real job, while their multitudinous families get them all lower-echelon management jobs.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Frinky

Quote from: "VorpalSword"You probably saw my recent thread about how I hate the world and everything in it. Well I have decided to channel this negative energy while it lasts(as some VWs told me that it will run out soon :-(    ).

So I want to piss off everyone at Sixth Form. The concourse is a horrible place to be so I want to liven it up. My friend Michael is gonna help.

You will, despite how you may think, grow up to be a shit of a person.

Dr David V

Which one are you working in then SNG?

If you want to irritate people, turn 'goth' and freak people out with your strange theories on the history and future of the world, and how the 'mere mortals' will rot forever and how you will live forever in the dark land of our Lord Beelzebub. Wear all black. Then go home, wear some coloured clothes and watch some telly.

Either that or keep asking people what their name is.

NB. I do not condone either of these things. In fact, being irritating just to get some kind of petty revenge on people who've done nothing to you seems kind of silly anyway. Not that I'll stop you, of course.

Neil

Find out if the "chavs" are actually in the process of setting up a message board, then sign up to it and post many worthless teenage fucking NME angst bollocks bloody rubbish shit topics.  Insert winky face here to stop the usual suspects from having a go at me for making a jokey comment.

P.S. Do let us all know when you get your face kicked off for being an irritating prick.


Rats

Inspired by curb your enthusiasm, sing the looney toons them tune ALL the time and make sure you really stretch out that first note each time you sing it "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur dlata data daaaa" etc

Xander

Not an idea, more of an anecdote:

My friend had a big crush on this girl called Emma, but she was going out with a really really nice lad called Bensley. He found out which car Bensley owned (a white escort) and wanted to do something nasty to it. He decided to get a sticky label and wrote 'BENSLEY!" on it in red marker pen. He didn't want to be too mean, so put it under the windscreen wiper as opposed to sticking it to the car. Unfortunately, it rained that day, so instead of the vicious and evil message of 'BENSLEY!!' ("I put to exclamation marks after it - how much more angry could I make it?"), it was just a red smudge below a moist piece of paper.

The next day, Emma asked me if i knew anything about it. I couldn't stifle my laughter, so I pointed to Tim, who, at that time was attacking a bit of blue tac with a compass, shouting "Die! Die!" He never did pull her, despite her kissing me twice, on the lips, when she was drunk. Oh how I lord that over him.

In conclusion, act like a psycho. Worked for Tim.

Purple Tentacle

Quote from: "VorpalSword"..... I hate the world and everything in it.......I want to piss off everyone at Sixth Form. .....chavs....start wetting themselves.....smash the fucker to bits while screaming "BE QUIET!!!.......Fake. Dog. Turd.....

I was boring as a teenager too.

Goldentony

fart gas usually goes down a treat at schools. buy some of that shit.

hymen spaz

pretend you are an annoying loser who is at sixth form college and doesn't like anyone......... what?

Jaffa The Cake

Just hit them in the face. You'd be surprised how quickly they get pissed off with that one. If you're feeling arty, wear some interesting rings as you do it.

Or if you're not in fact looking to piss people off, look towards the prank thread with your mouse pointer.


terminallyrelaxed

Well, you're doing a pretty good job...

Quote from: "VorpalSword"oh and  Neil?

What's your name?

The answer's in there somewhere. I won't spoil the surprise for you...

fanny splendid

Quote from: "VorpalSword"fuck you lot  then.

Aww, do you not want to play the 'irritate people' game, anymore?

thomasina

VS - i like your posts usually, so you can translate the rest of this into 'leave it vorp, they're not worf it!' if you want.  But:

Where does all this energy come from that you're willing to invest in people who don't matter a shit to you?  Haven't you got concerns of your own to worry about?  What the fuck does it matter to you if some little spoilt shite is not worthy of the investment his parents have made in him?  You think he's going to get better marks than you for having a shiny new laptop? Of course you don't.   Are you already thinking 'oh, look, he had all the advantages, what chance did i have?'  I don't believe you could possibly be such a sad fucking loser.  I apologise for the cliched words 'sad' and 'loser' but can find no alternatives.  I am truly puzzled as to why this annoys you.  Why let someone else's behaviour influence yours, when the only effect will be a minor annoyance to them and a nasty developing bitter twisted streak in yourself?

VorpalSword

ignoreignoreignore

Jaffa The Cake

Quote from: "VorpalSword"fuck you lot  then.
oh and  Neil?
What's your name?
No, Really.
What's your name?
What's you name, Neil?
You missed off 'Who da man', 'yo momma' and 'tards!!!!1' from that there piece of literature.

Neil

But.. but... but... they have laptops... and they use them to <sniff> play Solitaire!  Oh the wasted youth...  Oh the humanity!!

thomasina

VS, i enjoy your posts so you can translate this into 'Leave it, Vorp, E's not worf it' if you want.  But why the fuck should you care anyway?  if some little shit has a shiny new laptop, why on earth would that matter to you?  Is it going to give him better marks? No.  Is it going to make him better than you? No.  Is it going to make you into a whining little shitbag who laments the advantages other peiople had over him and blames others for everything that ever goes wrong in his life?  Possibly, if you keep with this attitude.

Jaffa The Cake

thomasina: The edit button's better for remixing your posts.

Borboski

God bless yis vorpy - i note the edit.

Tell you what though, I used to feel that way very much at 6th form.  Not in the sense your saying "I want to irrate them, i'm arranged dave benson phillips to go round their house and sing at them", but in the sense that I couldn't believe what utter cunts there were.

On a couple of occasions I would plot putting poo through their letterboxes, or orchaestrate mass poster campaigns deriding them... but christ.

Tell you what though, once you enter the real world the wheat soon get seperated from the chaff.  Maybe cunts quickly learn that grownups don't tolerate bad behaviour, or I just don't come across cunts anymore because they're all social excluded - but the point is that most sensible people end up having the last laugh.

It just doesn't matter if other people are dickheads.  Even if those "chavs" with laptops get high grades - the point is that as long as they remain cunts they will still be cunts - and that is punishment enough.  In the meanwhile - look if I were to offer you a turd would you put your hands out and take it? No - you'd say no thanks mate - which is the attitude you really need to develop towards nob heads.

Is the same reason why this "chav-hatred" I notice is really a waste of people's efforts.  In the long term those few people who genuinely cause misery to other people all on low-incomes, are low-educated, will have short life-spans... if anything feel sorry for them.  In the wider scheme of things they have very little effect.

Yes - it is a much better feeling being optimistic about people - even the cunts!!

thomasina

Quote from: "Jaffa The Cake"thomasina: The edit button's better for remixing your posts.
Connection cut, it looked as if it hadn't gone.  And, be honest, he needed telling.  i was too lazy to rewrite the thing fully, but it was remixed for me by Borboski anyway.

Silver SurferGhost

Aw, I miss all the best threads me. What was all this about then?

VorpalSword

turns out people don't like me.

hey, if post a few hundred more times, can i be the new VM?

all apologies.

Frinky

Quote from: "VorpalSword"turns out people don't like me.

hey, if post a few hundred more times, can i be the new VM?

all apologies.

In three years time, when you grow up, you're gonna be so ashamed of yourself.

WoShade

Watch out, Vorpal's about.
Watch out, Vorpal's about.
You'd better watch out etc.