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Tweedle-Dumpling, how d'yah please?

Started by Glebe, September 09, 2015, 11:59:44 PM

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Glebe


It's more often than not one meets a flumpling, fiddle-fie-fee, but ah for feck's sake, will you quit with the mumpling?

Walking home just today, ha, I met this fine fella, all dappered up for a "cakey party". Without trembling a lip, he proceeded to kick me in the mud, before jolloping, lolloping on his way. The blind cheek!

The moral of the story is, if one meets a wumpkin, leave it to it's bone. Let sleeping pups lie. And don't fruit the pudding while the goose is half-cooked!

THE END.