Whumpter Guggins & The Umplagee Oompahflumps!

[Glebe]

Cor, just look at poor Guggins! You'd swear he'd never taken a bite of a toffee apple in his life!

Calm, now. Steady. We'll deal with this. A surplus of naughty rumpkins and a fine old topping of swirly nonsense and we'll be right as rain. No use glumphing the gander over spilt milk!

Professor Bumblejays.

"Whumpter represents the very apex of human achievement," confesses Professor Bumblejays of the Bumblejays Institute. "He has just the right amount of beans and a correct ratio of neutrons to balance the force. Bless us and save us, every one."

Yet it doesn't stop there. Just this morning, as the cock crowed and the sun splattered, Sexton Brackett uploaded his shot all over a broken Thursday. It's roast donkey for suppa, and no mistake!