Frederick Nunchuckas & his extraordinary habit of spying out spiders!

[Glebe]

Wah! Wahwugwugwahwee! How y'like me now? Oh Frederick, of a lazy Thursday, 'tis ye -  in your North Pumpington home - who will down a couple of Froster's Bitter Ciders, afore creeping out to spot and spy out a few a dem tasty arachnids! They don't call you 'Crawley Spotter!' for nowt, my son!

Let's take a look at the facts. Crampons - check. Goat's milk - check. 'Nutwuzzlers' - check. Itchy sack - check. Plebian rat botherer - not sure. Granddad's ancient Tampax colorizer - hmmm, better reconsider. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the warm beer, cold air and smell of fried feces!

Take care - and I do mean it!