Eggden's Nut Gorn Well Boon-Quack!

[Glebe]

I'm really on a roll tonight! Having dispelled the Boon-Weevils and disgorged the Blumflooks, I can now safely relax in the comfort of my own swivelling crotch-chair! Mind the Tuesdays, Alice, you'll get your mop-spleens in a fuddle!

Now, fuck off. JUST FUCK OFF. Do you really expect me - flea flah fleh? - to believe (Hello, Nigel!) that the gross junipers are encroaching on the n?!aflub,f;lun.bf;u;b,FAAAAAART!!

P-tong?! Nightmare stopcock Fredrick 18 Hamilton droop-balls? "OF COURSE!!"

[Sam]

You've gone too far now.

[BlodwynPig]

WHY YOU!!!??!!

*shakes fist incredulously*

[Glebe]

UPDATE: Eggden's gorn Cruickshank on a tea tree! The end is nigh!