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David Cameron put his willy in a dead pig's mouth

Started by George Oscar Bluth II, September 20, 2015, 10:53:10 PM

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George Oscar Bluth II

More to follow on this important story.

Please see tomorrow's Daily Mail for details.





brat-sampson

The Mail are running a serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's 'tell all' book. This is among the revelations.



Looks like Cameron pissed off the wrong billionaire.
Spoiler alert
Also he put his knob in a pig.
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Danger Man

Quote from: kittens on September 20, 2015, 11:14:29 PM
is this real

Yes. The Boston Crab posts on here and once mentioned being in the Flam Club when he was at Oxbridge.


Quote

QuoteOften, the trio would be listening to the Seventies rock band Supertramp...

Dear God.

brat-sampson

To save anyone else having to sully their browsers...

QuoteBut Cameron went a great deal further. He also got involved in the notorious Oxford dining society, the Piers Gaveston, named after the lover of Edward II, which specialises in bizarre rituals and sexual excess.

A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal's mouth. The source — himself an MP — first made the allegation out of the blue at a business dinner in June 2014. Lowering his voice, he claimed to have seen photographic evidence of this disgusting ritual.

My co-author Isabel Oakeshott and I initially assumed this was a joke. It was therefore a surprise when, some weeks later, the MP repeated the allegation.
Some months later, he repeated it a third time, providing a little more detail. The pig's head, he claimed, had been resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act.

The MP also gave us the dimensions of the alleged photograph, and provided the name of the individual who he claims has it in his keeping.
The owner, however, has failed to respond to our approaches. Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent.

The Plunger

Let's not assume it was his cock. He might've slipped a wee baw in there. Each to their own.

QuoteSo how much significance should be attached to Cameron's decision to join the Bullingdon Club?

One Tory colleague thinks that the answer is 'considerable'. The MP concerned was once asked to join the club himself, but attended just one gathering before walking out in disgust.
'What it basically involved was getting drunk and standing on restaurant tables, shouting about "f***ing plebs",' he says. 'It was all about despising poor people.'


Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

kittens


Danger Man

"This tittle-tattle has no relevance to hard-working British families"

The above will have been said several thousand times on tomorrow's media.

Dr Rock

WHAT IS IT WITH POLITICIANS AND PIGS? MILIBAND COULDN'T SWALLOW ONE, CAMERON GOT A BLOWIE OFF A DEAD ONE... NO WONDER CORBYN WON'T EAT THEM


Bhazor

Bah, everyone knows the best farm animal gobjobs are from cows.

newbridge

Quote from: The Plunger on September 20, 2015, 11:27:40 PM
Let's not assume it was his cock. He might've slipped a wee baw in there. Each to their own.

Could've dangled a prolapsed anus in the porcine maw, that's a private part no doubt.

Petey Pate

What would be the typical Mail reader's response to this story?  "Boys will be boys"?


idunnosomename

I'd rather put my willy in a dead pig's mouth than a live pig's mouth any day of the week



batwings


Pseudopath

Christ. Imagine if that photo got leaked though. Awkward.[nb]Or should that be 'pork'-ward![/nb]

Thursday

All this will do is lead to Cameron stepping down earlier than planned and handing over to Osborne.

Still though it is fucking hilarious, what a great day.

Fabian Thomsett


batwings

Quote from: Thursday on September 20, 2015, 11:44:49 PM
All this will do is lead to Cameron stepping down earlier than planned and handing over to Osborne.

That's probably what happened with the pig also.

madhair60

That's not a very nice thing to say about Samantha Cameron.

*QI KLAXON*

Ahhhhh!

idunnosomename

Is it kosher to put your willy in a dead pig's mouth?

Just thinking about Islam and all that too. Might be a vote loser

I bet Jeremy Corbyn would only put his willy in a basket of fucking tofu shaped like the Hammer and Sickle or something