David Cameron put his willy in a dead pig's mouth

[RDRR]

That's the policing budget ring-fenced, then

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

^^ wait, hang on, that's beef

[Crabwalk]

Cameron was delighted to be skullfucking a porcine decapitee. He was like a pig in shit.

More like 'a shit in pig', eh guys??!!

[kittens]

do you think it is worse to get a blowie from a dead pig or to lick out a dead pig's fanny


so glad i am allowed to ask this question

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Is pig pussy pork?

[Mijkediablo]

Look out for the pig's tell-all interview with Richard Bacon next week.

[hamfist]

Should have stuck it in the nostril holes. Yeah. They look niiiice.

[Thomas]

I hope the pig head had eyes and that the eyes were open.

[Crabwalk]

This little piggie went to market,
This little piggie stayed at home,
This little piggie had roast beef,
This little piggie had none.
And this little piggie went om nom nom on the penis of Pie Minister David Cameron.

[RDRR]

Just whose vote was he trying to win with this latest stunt of his?

[Dr Rock]

Let's be clear... that dead pig was not capable of consent. Because a. it was a pig. and b. it was dead. So David Cameron didn't fuck a dead pig's mouth, that could suggest the dead pig was willing. No, David Cameron, without a shadow of a doubt, raped a dead pigs dead mouth.

Whether he then spunked all down the dead pig's throat we don't know at this point. Probably he did.

[brat-sampson]

Straight onto the lap of the cunt next to him.

[kittens]

how much do you think he had to pay the pig

[monolith]

Remember in Black Mirror where the public laughed at the PM fucking a pig but on here everyone said no, if that actually happened no one would laugh they'd just be horrified.

I can't begin to describe how happy I am that we will find out what would happen in real life.

Please god let them find the photo.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

how much do you think he had to pay the pig

Two sow-sand pounds

[Default to the negative]

I wonder how long it took him to come.

I bet it was no time at all. Probably shot his bolt in the first two seconds.

[garbed_attic]

If this is true will Cameron be the first zoonecrophile to govern our fair isle?

#representation

[nb]It's funny because while I don't think the actual act is *that* morally repugnant bestiality-necrophilia sounds pretty fucking terrible![/nb]

[kittens]

Two sow-sand pounds

what is a sow-sand pound

[Crabwalk]

'Mr Speaker, this government has excelled in taking sow's ears and making them into purses. I merely took a sow's mouth and made it into a wanksock'.

[Thomas]

Do you suppose it was like in American Pie where the guy says 'it's like fucking an American pie' and then David Cameron's mum walked in and left a cup of tea by the pig's head

[hamfist]

what is a sow-sand pound

one sird of sree sow-sand pound

ok ?

[up_the_hampipe]

I saw this thread title and assumed it was just some silly joke thing by one of you hilarious bastards. Then the thread started getting very popular so I investigated. Oh my heavens!

[Ambient Sheep]

This is HUGE

"If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin - it's worthless. The history books will now have to be rewritten."

"What will they say?"

"They'll quite simply say 'Cameron fucked a pig'.  Everything else will be a footnote."

"We're pushed for time - can you sum it up in a word?"

"No."

"A sound?"

"Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!"

[Thursday]

If this is true will Cameron be the first zoonecrophile to govern our fair isle?

Probably not actually.

[hamfist]

So they let this story out to cover up something else even massiver. Are we nuking Syria tonight ?

[kittens]

i really picked the right night to get pissed

[Dr Rock]

[Fabian Thomsett]

Damn. No PMQs this week.

[Maurice Yeatman]

Next front cover of Private Eye to feature a very good ham pun. Possibly involving trots / trotters and Jeremy Corbyn.

I doubt Hislop would go there.

[HappyTree]

Louise Mensch, usually the sort to slam this kind of thing on Twitter, seems to be trying to suggest that it's no big deal.

"This is very peculiar, very peculiar indeed!" said Mr. Pink Whistle.