Sogs Onions & the fruitfly flippancy phlegm-flam!

[Glebe]

Nnnnnnnaaaaaaaagh!! Crunching into my crème brûlée this morn, with a hearty 'pip pip!' and a hopeful 'prump prump!', I was shocked to discover that the lemmings were coloured beige. Without further a-twizzle, I lopped off the thrice coconut round the umption numpty, thus severing the carotid.

And that's not all. Without further a-haste, ha, I pumped semi-solid sago right down the flootpipe, thus blocking out Renton's air supply. Let's see the mutant giraffe get out of that one, heh!