Music for people with hair

[BlodwynPig]

I'm almost-bald. But I like music for men with long hair - not metal hair, 80s hair, sunsets, beaches, nostalgia, breezes, hazy memories, empty malls, slacks, brogues.

First up we have this spine tingling groover from Conga Radio. Swaggering along the boulevard in the late Miami evening, no-one else about, you spot a lady on the beach staring mournfully into the distance. You let your hair drift rampantly in the soft warm breeze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j3QSCq_Us

You take the lady back to your hotel. Cocktails on the balcony, a glint in your eye. She touches your shoulder and strokes that long mane, suggestively. Greeen Linez' Palm Coast Freeway plays seductively on the bar stereo, ushering you upstairs in the modern lift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSN6pEFh1Sw

A few weeks later you are in the mountains, flash ski suit on and ready to ride the slopes. Greeen Linez are again the soundtrack for your day, with their track Sallot Ski. Off you go, fast down the hillside, your permed mullet flaring ferociously behind you. Ah, this is the life for you and your hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNeZYApyHA

Back in the city and, oh no, some criminals are on your tail. Off you speed, through the alleyways, the pitter patter of your soft shoes against the paving slabs reminds you of Herb Alpert's Beyond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7s0DqfIvik

phew, you have evaded the criminals, thanks to your flowing locks disguising your face. You have reached the beach again. Your pristine white dinner jacket reflects the glorious rising sun. There, on the beach, you spot the mournful lady. You join her once more and make love amongst the sand and gentle waves. I leave you with Brian Bennett's Ocean Glide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLmTw1S3vaY

[Don_Preston]

I'm almost-bald. But I like music for men with long hair

So songs used in adverts for hair products?

[Petey Pate]

[Don_Preston]