What's so remarkable about amateur anal cum heroes?

[poo]

Well they let people ejaculate up their bums and then film the muck oozing out of their bum holes and then put the videos on the internet for people to watch.

[weekender]

I do sometimes wonder, about porn and that, if the performers have to sign contracts agreeing to whatever it is that subsequently appears onscreen/in print.

Before this picture, for example, was there some sort of contractual agreement with the woman which said "Well, two of us will dress up like prehistoric reptiles and grope you.  Then a deformed Emu will try and arouse you using his sharpened beak and teeth; this may hurt a little.  Oh, and it will all take place outside at night in a field.  Some creepy guy might be hanging around in the top right of the picture, we think he might be a dogger but can you just go with it?

Anyway, your job is to make it look sexy, do you agree to these terms and conditions?"

Then the men have to sign a contract which says "Your job is to dress up as prehistoric reptiles and grope a woman.  One of you should really get excited by her elbow.  You must also make it look like the two groping reptiles are having fun and kissing each other, homosexually.  Focus of the pic should be on the Emu though.  Some creepy guy might be hanging around in the top right of the picture, we think he might be a dogger but can you just go with it?".

If you've read all of the above and are still unsure if this link is not safe for work, and click it anyway, then fuck it - you're a prick who should be fired.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5grjH5MK1qlgw2bo1_500.jpg

[greenman]

I do sometimes wonder, about porn and that, if the performers have to sign contracts agreeing to whatever it is that subsequently appears onscreen/in print.

Before this picture, for example, was there some sort of contractual agreement with the woman which said "Well, two of us will dress up like prehistoric reptiles and grope you.  Then a deformed Emu will try and arouse you using his sharpened beak and teeth; this may hurt a little.  Oh, and it will all take place outside at night in a field.  Some creepy guy might be hanging around in the top right of the picture, we think he might be a dogger but can you just go with it?

Anyway, your job is to make it look sexy, do you agree to these terms and conditions?"

Then the men have to sign a contract which says "Your job is to dress up as prehistoric reptiles and grope a woman.  One of you should really get excited by her elbow.  You must also make it look like the two groping reptiles are having fun and kissing each other, homosexually.  Focus of the pic should be on the Emu though.  Some creepy guy might be hanging around in the top right of the picture, we think he might be a dogger but can you just go with it?".

If you've read all of the above and are still unsure if this link is not safe for work, and click it anyway, then fuck it - you're a prick who should be fired.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5grjH5MK1qlgw2bo1_500.jpg

Add in an agreement that the footage will not be used outside of young conservative meetings.

[Bhazor]

Cards on the table. I have a video folder on my hard drive of 132gb of hardcore shunting courtesy of Videobox. In other words I have a lot of porn including around 50 hours of anal. Yet even with my deep immersion into this art I still can not fathom how anyone can look at a spasaming twitching ass hole fart out cum and think "Yeahhhhhhh, thats what I'm here to see. Fire engine red semiprolapsed buttonhole shitting out watery condensed milk into another lady's mouth."

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Well they let people ejaculate up their bums and then film the muck oozing out of their bum holes and then put the videos on the internet for people to watch.

A Spanish wallet tycoon fucking his own arse off on the deck of a passenger ferry is my anal cum hero.

[thraxx]

Well they let people ejaculate up their bums and then film the muck oozing out of their bum holes and then put the videos on the internet for people to watch.

I think you've answered your own question. 

[Sam]

If laid out end to end the data from my 'Spaff up the Jacksie' archive would stretch to fucking Saturn.