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Owl Duffling and the Humble Bumble Tums!

Started by Glebe, November 30, 2015, 12:45:09 PM

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Glebe


Just look at Owl Duffling, willya? Proud and true, as honest as the day he was plopped. Yet beneath the fur lies a distressing truth that may curdle the heartstrings.

Whilst warbling in a particularly shoddy nest one Owlsday, old Duffling notice a cabbage upon a stool. With quick thinking, he lifted the sodden vegetable skyward with all his might, yet he flumped down on a nearby field mouse, crushing the poor bastard in bits.

Let Cousin Owlwees have the last word on the topic;

"Come one, come all, come hither and thither and dither. For the smells are nostalgic and the dream-logic has returned from the ancient star field. O ye little human, ye grow mighty on the strong draughts of owl piss!"