Cackle Bumwit and the Noxious Lumikins!

[Glebe]

As so often happens of a Friday, the likes of Bumwit has been spotted near the Camberwell region. The above Shutterstock photo of the 91 year-old, taken in 2006, gives some indication as to his his state of mind during the infamous 'Flump Massacre' which took place on Wimbledon Common nine years ago. And it get's worse. Much worse.

Granted, few have bared their gnashers which such venom and zeal in recent times, but it's what's happening 'below deck' that's the most worrisome. For Bumwit's todger, out of sight of the mugshot, is being fondled by an incontinent badger on speed. What's more, the arse-rear is being subject to something called 'jalapeño shunting', a practiced outlawed in 95% of the world. We can only hope that the nervous Flooponoids don't inveigle their way into proceedings, or an international incident may arise, the like of which you've not seen since grandpapa laid the foundations for the new patio!