Bumper Jensen and the Hooray-Henry Humplagee Oomphlas!

[Glebe]

Wah! Wahwoowahweewah! Would you believe it, only ol' Jensen has gorn nut-flake again! Ever the entrepreneur, the chubby nutkin has only flumped the flopkin, allowing Nuggy Wallace to safely embed himself in a nuthazle dworkin plum!

'How did this happen?' I hear you cry, in despair! Well, it was all a case of one fluffter preferring plain, another preferring dark during the morning tuck shop peruse. Yet life is but a dream, and by four o' clock, some vague giraffes had covered the Coventry sky with their golden majesty, the long-forgotten pumpkins roasting steadily in the Gobi sunlight. From then on, Papa Nutkin forbade the use of Tylenol, and bid good-eve to the foreboding glubwins. Farewell, tired stranger!

[Sam]

saw papa nutkin taking lengths over the railings by lidl, filthy beggar