Zhlooglastra-Zhlooglastra and the Oomphla Fucknut Joogins!

[Glebe]

Ah, what's this, now? It's just getting ridiculous at this stage! Old Zhlooglastra has been searching, searching, searching for years with his (her?) eyes, ever knowing of a brief flumpkin who rides a white swan out across the stratosphere. Ever conscious of it's moudly old undercrackers, the old egg has recently enrolled in a 'get rich quick' scheme involving the shoving of salmon up a recently-fitted drainpipe, round Francis Rossi's manse. It gets worse.

For, you see, my dear friends, Gary Cooper's corpse has risen from the grave, enacting revenge on the squirrel who sold him them out-of-date Pringles. It'll be a massacre, but let this be known to the wise... JUGGLY NORSEMEN WOGGLE A GIANT SQUID-PHILLIP ON THURSDAY!

[Sam]

I purchased a small holding from Zhloogtastra in 2011, an investment that all concerned agreed was most flumpworthy.

[Glebe]

I purchased a small holding from Zhloogtastra in 2011, an investment that all concerned agreed was most flumpworthy.

He's recently sold some bearer bonds to Ghlooster Ghlooster!, who runs a shady little operation in the Cayman Islands.