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Started by IForgotMyPassword, October 18, 2004, 06:04:39 PM

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Paul D

Quote from: "IForgotMyPassword"http://www.thesoundofmuzak.co.uk

All the music news you'll need

Excellent stuff.

Quote"MADONNA IS CONNING HER FANS BY MIMING" COMPLAINS ELTON JOHN. THAT'S THE BALD, GAY ELTON JOHN, WHO WEARS A WIG AND ONCE GOT MARRIED TO A LADY.

Genius!!

And before all you bitter fuckers start fighting over each other to be the first to demolish it with your 'biting critiques', just remember that we have a duty to support websites like this.

imitationleather

Quote from: "Paul D"[And before all you bitter fuckers start fighting over each other to be the first to demolish it with your 'biting critiques', just remember that we have a duty to support websites like this.

Errr... Do we? I'm not passing judgement on the site, I've not visited it, I just haven't got a clue what you're getting at there.

Paul D

Quote from: "imitationleather"Errr... Do we? I'm not passing judgement on the site, I've not visited it, I just haven't got a clue what you're getting at there.

Alright, might have been a bit hasty in my language but I reckon I sussed the form of this place a while back. I've visited that comedy chat and seen the jealous shit people write in there.  There's a really panicky attitude towards people 'doing stuff' which obviously stems from the fact that people can't do it themselves. Or are too lazy to bother. Not singling you out or anythin though.

Way too negative. Wrong attitude.

Rats

Yeah, when something's crap, they don't hold back but there's a difference between being encouraging and just lying. It's best if people are honest. Probably some people do just say something's shite out of spite sometime's but we've got more good eggs than arseholes here. I haven't looked at the site, it's probably shite ;)

hencole

I haven't looked at the site either as they've only signed upto post that, and anyway it's probably Paul D's. ; 0 wink.

hymen spaz

not being an arse, but after looking at the site - it's alright, but nothing thatr special.

Or am I just a bitter Fucker?if i'm not, where do i sign up.

mwude

Quote from: "That site""I raise up my finger and watch football on TV" explained Brian McFadden, showing us a microscopic TV screen embedded in his fingernail showing highlights of the previous night's Champions League tie.

That bit raised a smile.  The rest of it is very weak.  Constant references to McFly aren't really the stuff of comedy gold.

I don't think anyone has 'a duty to support websites like this'.  The vast majority of posters on here don't go round wanting to spout bile at things.  They want to be provided with links to websites that are funny (ideally in a sticky thread at the top of the forum that you couldn't really have missed) so they can laugh.  This is a forum of people who are fans of comedy.  Most people won't go there anyway because of the spam post and they'd not be missing out on anything really.  All the half-arsed pop culture references might appeal to some people, but it's unlikely to be people who are fans of the likes of Chris Morris & Armando Iannucci & Peter Baynham and their ilk.

imitationleather

Quote from: "mwude"All the half-arsed pop culture references might appeal to some people, but it's unlikely to be people who are fans of the likes of Chris Morris & Armando Iannucci & Peter Baynham and their ilk.

Nathan Barley, anyone?

Paul D

Quote from: "hencole"I haven't looked at the site either as they've only signed upto post that, and anyway it's probably Paul D's. ; 0 wink.

It isn't mine. I don't know any of the people involved. Havig said that, I'd love to contribute if they're accepting contributions. ;)

I love it. It's silly and daft. It has fun with the music business without being negative towards people in that business. I appreciate free of speech obviously it's just that sometimes you can see into the soul of people who automatically criticise new things and it's not a pretty sight.

Most of all it made me laugh like an unopened drain.

hencole

Quote from: "Paul D"

Most of all it made me laugh like an unopened drain.

Then shut it, it's starting to smell.


I agree there is a negative attitude on this site to most things new in comedy, particularly amongst all the people I hate, but praise is given to the occasional gem.

That was a an official dig at CC and should be taken for the brash insult it really was. Only joking.Bring back smilies

Jaffa The Cake

Well, I did look at the site. The first thing I noticed is that the strikeout tag was used to create a joke. As my mouse pointer slowly wandered towards the close button it passed over the "CLICK HERE FOR x" links and some really bad CSS caused the page to wobble. I hit Alt-f4 to speed up the process.

Purple Tentacle

Quote from: "Paul D"And before all you bitter fuckers start fighting over each other to be the first to demolish it with your 'biting critiques', just remember that we have a duty to support websites like this.

Fuck off cunt with your duty, cunt.

mayer

Quote from: "Paul D"
Alright, might have been a bit hasty in my language but I reckon I sussed the form of this place a while back. I've visited that comedy chat and seen the jealous shit people write in there.  There's a really panicky attitude towards people 'doing stuff' which obviously stems from the fact that people can't do it themselves. Or are too lazy to bother. Not singling you out or anythin though.

Way too negative. Wrong attitude.

bollocks...

if someone posts on this forum regularly, and doesn't just sign up to spam it, then people are horribly supportive, no matter what wank you're doing. trust me, i've "done stuff" (and some of it was particularly poor), and gotten nothing but help, love and support from people here.

web advice, design advice, cd-making advice, compliments, folk turning up to stuff i put on, people taking an interest even if they're in another city, cats from here posting on my messageboard.

i've not clicked on that site, because i have no interest in adding to the hits of a spammer who can't be arsed to even fake putting in the effort of posting/contributing for a couple of weeks.

terminallyrelaxed

Quote from: "mayer"cats from here posting on my messageboard.


sproggy

Quote from: "mayer"cats from here posting on my messageboard.

What a lovely turn of phrase.

mayer

Quote from: "sproglette"
Quote from: "mayer"cats from here posting on my messageboard.

What a lovely turn of phrase.


hey... i'm hip to all the palare the kids use these days.


also, checking my referred links, it seems my method of knocking spamming, but mentioning my website (and having the www link below), has been surprisingly successful! bona!

slim

Quote from: "mayer"also, checking my referred links, it seems my method of knocking spamming, but mentioning my website (and having the www link below), has been surprisingly successful! bona!
It certainly drew me in. Tell me, before I brave Stereo Excursions*, is there a link you could furnish me with about the voice isolation technique you mention on your site? I'm intrigued. Nice site too by the way. It fascinates me the different talents that are linked out from here to various 'whores. It's like a talent web or something... now there's a reality TV show in the offing. <grimaces>

* I spend enough time just keeping up with CC and GD, I'm trying hard to resist the lure of SE!

untitled_london

Quote from: "Purple Tentacle"
Quote from: "Paul D"And before all you bitter fuckers start fighting over each other to be the first to demolish it with your 'biting critiques', just remember that we have a duty to support websites like this.

Fuck off cunt with your duty, cunt.

i'll second that, and whats more i'll second it in my usual lower case.

if i wanted to see adverts i'd buy a fucking tv, or hit up some porn banners.

meh