Why was Lt Col G Boswego sent to the Correctional Facility on Potty Worlde 5?

[poo]

Because he was alleged to have shown "compassion" towards a victim of the Great Pwning of Alpha Centauri 346; one of the spittiest and most gapey planetary anal invasions in recent memory. The treatment was successful. Immediately following his release, he was teleported to Earth and was very quickly to be found balls-deep in the anus of a ruddy-faced Scottish postman.

[Glebe]

Boswego was reprimanded some years previous, allegedly for tossing off over Reader's Wives #54 on the planet Rigil #98 in the Alpha Centauri system. His defense was that his sack was full, and he needed relief before meeting 'Wee' Jimmy MacMurtagh, Grand Overlord and Marshall of Sectoid #41. Also, their was a particularly dirty special 'sealed' section inside, and his glan-noids could not resist the magnet pull of the jazz mag.

[poo]

Bollox mate, you just made that up

[Puce Moment]

Did he get frustrated about the slowness of the Xmas tournament and kill someone?

#passiveaggressive

[poo]

Shower of shit innit. Will resume tomoz.