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Hip-hop/rap lyrics you like

Started by up_the_hampipe, January 09, 2016, 10:47:10 PM

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monkfromhavana

"Go to hell girl, you make me sick,
I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick"

And basically anything by MF Doom, but it'd take me far too long to type.

I also always find myself rapping this in the shower, it works for me because I love Slick Rick and his London/New York accent

"And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up," I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you miss."
She says,"No, you're not!" then she starts crying
I says, "I'm nineteen," she said, "Stop lying!"
I says, "I am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I cannot be your lover!"

QtheRaider

I don't think I can handle
She goes channel to channel
Cold lookin' for that hero
She watch channel zero

Public Enemy - She Watch Channel Zero

Nobody Soup

I just typed "snoopy doggy dog lyrics" in to google.

I'm seriously uncool.

up_the_hampipe

"I get swift with the lyrical gift
Hit you with a dick, make your kidney shift
Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow
So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans
I wear thirteens -- know what I mean?"

"Sex get rougher when it come to the nut buster
Pussy crusher, black nasty motherfucker"

Biggie - One More Chance.

He's so rude.

doppelkorn

You've got me on a Biggie binge this morning.

bushwick

There's a lot of competition (off the top of my head, say Mystikal's 'Pussy Crook' which is even more creepy given his rape conviction), but 'Pussy Ain't Shit' by Funkdoobiest may be the most misogynistic rap track ever. Bonus points for being really juvenile and not making much sense a lot of the time.

A few gems:

"I JUST FUCK THE PUSSY/THEN I JUST THROW IT OUT
IT AIN'T SHIT/BITCHES BE ACTING LIKE IT'S GOLD"

"WHAT WAS THAT? THE PUSSY JUST FARTED
I LUBRICATE THE LIPS/VAGINA WALLS HAD PARTED"

"VAGINA'S DISCHARGED/SPOT ON THE PANTIES
UNSANITARY COZ THE PUSSY TOO HAIRY"

The beat sounds like an old Warner Bros cartoon too, it has a childish and taunting vibe that adds to the general offence levels.

doppelkorn

Ego Trip's book of Rap Lists[nb]doppelkorn mentions Ego Trip's book of Rap Lists[/nb] has a top ten list of racist and misogynistic rap records. I shall dig it out when I get home.

bushwick

#67
"Ballers
We be on some twanky, twankies
Playa hatas get found stanky, stanky
Trickin' fat blunts of that danky, danky
Big diamond rangs on our panky, panky"

- Ballers by Project Pat ft Hot Boys etc

"Y'all niggaz is characters, not even good actors
What's gon' be the outcome?
Hmm, let's add up all the factors
You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe
You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know
Your old man say you stupid, you be like,
"So? I love my baby mother, I never let her go"

- Party Up by DMX

"I'm the one and only that can make you shout
'cause I get nasty, like brussel sprouts
Speak freaky in the ear of a ugly ho
But don't get it wrong, I like the pretty ones though
But they be tryin' to diss, so I'm a tell you like this
Fuck every chance you get and then afterwards piss
Bitches is bitches and facts is facts
You just wanna bust a nut and tell the ho to get back
So fuck every bitch in the human race
But keep in mind that the pussy aint got no face"

- Pussy Ain't Got No Face by Esham

"I got people scared as fuck like when condoms break
Or how your heart deals with eatin' eighty pounds of steak
So put your belly on a plate and watch your weight
You frosted like a flake and Ludacris feels grrrrrrreat!
Who want come face me, face come want who?
And women give me face 'til they face turns blue
They can't breathe, dick to mouth resuscitation
A tight squeeze will stop the lengthy conversation"

Cry Babies by Ludacris and Scarface (could pick so much Luda, he's witty as hell)





Whug Baspin

Quote from: Talib KweliI draw on anything for inspiration
A fond memory, a piece of paper, walls in a train station

Quote from: MC Paul BarmanI would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

bushwick

Thinking about it Funkdoobiest lyrics didn't make much sense:

"Like Orphan Annie
It's the uncanny
Doobie
With bonafide funk for your fanny"

How is Orphan Annie uncanny, or associated with funk in any way?

kngen

'It was me and Darth Vader/
Ex Al-Qaeda'

Kool Keith

WestHill

#71
"It got real wit hot steel comin in
Cuttin and jiggin,  diggin deeper, achin
Keep awake 'n' the rest is long but goddammit the pressure's strong
Fuckin pain, clutchin my brain, touchin the vein's arteries
Bleedin heavily, part of me leavin steadily"

Breezily Brewin on Prince Among Thieves


"I don't give a flying dick-piss
Your whole rap style is faker than dog biscuits"
Edan

samadriel

Immortal Technique:
QuoteI'm from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth
right next to the slave castles where the water is cursed
from where police brutality's not half as nice
It makes the hood in America look like paradise
compared to the AIDS-infested Caribbean slum
African streets where the passport's an a American gun
from where they massacre people and try to keep it quiet
and spend the next 25 years tryin' to deny it
I'm from where they cut your hands off if you make a fist
and niggas grow coca cause the job market doesn't exist
except slave labor modern day company store
and peace keeper's don't ever ever ever come here no more
from where the bombs that they used to drop on Vietnam
Still has children born deformed eight months before they gone
I'm from where they lost the true meaning of the Qur'an
'cause heroin is not compatible with Islam
And niggas know that, but grow that poppy seed anyway
'cause that food drop parachute does not come everyday
I'm from where people pray to the gods of their conquerors
and practically every president's a money launderer
From the only place democracy is acceptable
Is if America candidate is electable
And they might even have a black president, but he's useless
'Cause he does not control the economy stupid!

And now for some hardcore Rappin' Rodney
QuoteI played hide and seek when i was three
(no respect, no respect)
Why they couldn't even look for me
(no respect, no respect)
I was an ugly kid i never had fun
(no respect, no respect)
They put me through a dog showand i won!
(no respect, no respect)
When i was born i brought no joy
(no respect, no respect)
My old man said he wanted a boy
(no respect, no respect)
I was an ugly kid always alone
(no respect, no respect)
Halloween i had to trick or treat over the phone
(no respect, no respect)
Friends don't call
My phone don't ring
I don't get a break with anything!
(whatsamatta rodney?)
Ah death, where is my sting?!

up_the_hampipe

Please, just a few lines. I'm going to neg the fuck out of you bitches if you don't start obeying that one rule for the thread.

madhair60

Quote from: doppelkorn on January 12, 2016, 12:38:44 PM
Ego Trip's book of Rap Lists[nb]doppelkorn mentions Ego Trip's book of Rap Lists[/nb] has a top ten list of racist and misogynistic rap records. I shall dig it out when I get home.

You have mentioned it a lot of times.

Should I buy it?  I know nearly nowt about hip-hop, desire to learn.

doppelkorn

Quote from: madhair60 on January 13, 2016, 11:42:05 AM
You have mentioned it a lot of times.

Should I buy it?  I know nearly nowt about hip-hop, desire to learn.

I stops at 1999 (unless they've updated it in the last 17 years) so it's a good starting point. It contains more old-school rap info than anybody still alive would ever care to regurgitate. It basically dictated my musical opinions between the ages of 15 and 17, when I discovered The Smiths.

BOBBY FLOWERS

Niggas gettin mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ
-Lil B

Niggas pay my loans just to finger fuck my asshole
Keep it cool with cunts, rocking boots with the tassels
Fucking with some nigga who dick longer than Castro's
- Cakes Da Killa

Edit: oofft that flow looks all wrong written down

MoonDust

My son said, Daddy, I don't wanna go to school
'Cause the teacher's a jerk, he must think I'm a fool
And all the kids smoke reefer, I think it'd be cheaper
If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper
Or dance to the beat, shuffle my feet
Wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps
'Cause it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
You got to have a con in this land of milk and honey
They pushed that girl in front of the train
Took her to the doctor, sewed her arm on again
Stabbed that man right in his heart
Gave him a transplant for a brand new start
I can't walk through the park 'cause it's crazy after dark
Keep my hand on my gun 'cause they got me on the run
I feel like a outlaw, broke my last glass jaw
Hear them say "you want some more?"
Livin' on a see-saw

                    Grandmaster Flash - The Message


Never really been into hip-hop but that is a fantastic piece of music. Will never get bored of it.

monkfromhavana

The Message pt. 2 is also great.

Petey Pate

With the fly human being, watch me freak it in Korean
Chu ri ka pi kyura mulla kara
Nu gu nya nada na na nun Redman
Na bo da challan nom hana do upda ...
... Nah Duke, forget it

- Redman - Blow Your Mind

Translated in English, the Korean section is apparently something about women and smoking weed.  Redman asked a Korean girl who worked at JIVE Records to write it for him.

Ja'moke

"The Hybrid, smoking on papaya,
That give you niggas bronchitis, what you write is all vagina,
What I write is Wall of China, nigga that's Great."

-Danny Brown 'Monoply'

doppelkorn

We're called Whistle, and this is true,
We love to do the things that we're not supposed to do.

Were they ever on TOTP by any chance?

jonnycuba

"L is the rebel type, I'm rough as a metal pipe
Fuck a Benz, cause I could pull skins on a pedal-bike"

Big L on Showbiz & AG's Represent!


Flouncer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mw4t0FSKPY

This freestyle by Lord Finesse is awesome; lots of great lines in it, but my favourite is, "My style glows like fluorescence." How cool is that? I've only just discovered him - he seems to be pretty underrated. I've certainly thought a lot less of plenty of rappers with big reputations.

hummingofevil

One I get much more enjoyment out of than I possibly should is "they both ride horses" from Sound Of Da Police. For me it acts as some kind of comical undermining of the key message of the track and the preceding lines ("Overseer, overseer... officer, officer, OFFICER") that the 90's Cops are nothing more than the contemporary manifestation of the attitudes of 18th Century Slave Drivers; its as if he some bitter horse-rider hater. Tickles me anyway. Seems such a mundane follow up (that is clearly logically irrelevant to his broader arguement).

bushwick

He hasn't made a good record for nearly 15 years but still have a lot of love for peak-period Eminem. Loads of bits of his freestyles are lodged in my head like:

"Forget a chorus/my metaphors
Are so complex, it takes six minutes to get applause/
And by the time y'all catch on/
I'ma walk away with your whole career, leave you nothing to fall back on"

"I'll drop an accapella to chop a fella into mozzarella worse that a helicopter propeller"

"I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house coz he thinks his car's possessed"




bushwick

Whole song is quotable - 'Brick In Yo Face' by Stitches, a ridiculous young man and the most meatheaded song of 2014:

"I got an AK-47 on my face, ho
So you know I don't shoot no pistol
I dare you to come near my threshold
This gun will not reload
Cause bitch I got extendos
Bitch, I got extendos
Don't play with me boy, don't play with me boy
Go play your Nintendo"

This is him:


bushwick

Quote from: doppelkorn on January 15, 2016, 12:47:26 PM
We're called Whistle, and this is true,
We love to do the things that we're not supposed to do.

Were they ever on TOTP by any chance?

yes, thought I remembered seeing it when I was a pup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLxhxHYXn4

DukeDeMondo

"B- b- b- boo, I'm everywhere,
You're like balloon boy, mama, you was never there!"

From Nicki Minaj's bit in Sweet Dreams by Lil Wayne. Beautiful.

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: bushwick on January 16, 2016, 09:50:20 AM
He hasn't made a good record for nearly 15 years but still have a lot of love for peak-period Eminem.

Oh dear, you're one of those...