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Titsucker Terry b7

Started by The Masked Unit, January 27, 2016, 01:58:41 PM

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The Masked Unit

Coming to town for a two week recce from the scarecrow nebula (east side). BUT WHICH TOWN? He hasn't said. Best keep an eye out. He shouldn't be hard to see - he's a 30ft baby with mouths for hands (26) - but he's also the MASTER OF DISGUISE.

Glebe

I used to know Terry for a while. He drove a van for B&Q, live in a little cottage down by the Edgewear Road. I think he suffered a bit with depression. His wife left him and his daughter stopped talking to him. Used to take his little Yorkshire terrier for walks of a Sunday.

Anyway, one day a giant banana fell out of the sky and squidged him, although the damage was superficial. He floated up in a bubble at one point!

Nuggins!

Sam

Apparently he got caught being gay with Burt Langoustine.

The Masked Unit


The Masked Unit

Word just in: he's bringing WOLF Nigel with him. Don't worry though, he's not a real wolf. He's just an
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anal rapist with many convictions.
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And a 50 ft high robot.
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