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LEGEND GARY
« on: February 09, 2016, 11:19:54 PM »


The absolute stonewall legend Legend Gary

Legend Gary orders a double cheeseburger but only pays 99p - he hasn't even got a voucher!

Legend Gary checks in a red onion secretly as a brown onion at the self-service checkout!

Legend Gary hides in a train toilet for 8 hours to get to Exeter - fellow commuters are occasionally unsettled by the sounds of echoing sniggering.

Legend Gary getting another one over the system and living life to its fullest.

Legend Gary signs off his Mother's Day card 'Love Legend Gary'

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2016, 11:25:12 PM »
Legend Gary hahaha shakes his friend's coke bottle when he isn't looking. Legend Gary.

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2016, 11:25:17 PM »
Legend Gary secures a 'keeper for the day' experience at the zoo, kidnaps the pygmy hippopotamus, takes it out for a large one with the lads, and has it back in its enclosure by morning - no questions asked!

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2016, 11:26:07 PM »
Went to LEGEND GARY'S STAG DO

Disappears half an hour after the CARNAGE begins

Go upstairs and walk in on him SHAGFUCKING the ARSE off of some fit WENCH

Legend

Turns her over so we can see her face - it's only his MOTHER FUCKING MUM

ABSOLUTE CAST TUNGSTEN FUCKING LEGEND

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2016, 11:26:37 PM »
Legend Gary secures a 'keeper for the day' experience at the zoo, kidnaps the pygmy hippopotamus, takes it out for a large one with the lads, and has it back in its enclosure by morning - no questions asked!

Just wait until they find the wiimote!! Legend Gary

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2016, 11:28:35 PM »
Legend Gary's exploits are retold in a series of specially commissioned lithographs, displayed for a fortnight in an underfunded heritage musuem.

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2016, 11:30:54 PM »
Legend Gary lagers a down's

Legend Gary

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2016, 11:39:53 PM »
Legend Gary fucks his mum by mistake.

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2016, 11:44:22 PM »
Legend Gary woohho he's on a drainpipe

Drainpipe mate

Careful there

Careful

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2016, 11:48:33 PM »
LEGEND GARY off to Syria

What a Legend Gary


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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2016, 11:54:29 PM »
Legend Gary vomits on a tramp

Legend mate legend

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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2016, 12:35:41 AM »
Legend Gary makes a comedy rap video in his local accent making reference to nearby branches of Wilkinsons, Argos and a chippie run by an Iranian.

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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2016, 12:54:45 AM »
Legend Gary shits in McDonalds and wipes his arse with bog roll he stole out KFC.

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2016, 12:57:52 AM »
Legend Gary due to jump onstage at Bournemouth Vodka Revolution as 'special guest' for freshers week

Gets dumped by girlfriend via Snap chat moments before appearance

Legend Gary misses appearance, locks self in the men's crying his eyes out and the Nigerian toilet-guy keeps knocking door and asking if he's alright

Legendary!

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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2016, 08:44:39 AM »
Legend Gary meets mates Gary and Gary.

It becomes a Legend of Garys.

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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2016, 09:02:01 AM »
Legend Gary fistbumps Science out BB6 on his way to someone else's taxi.

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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2016, 09:07:12 AM »
Legend Gary takes his cap off to enter the club but keeps a spare peak tucked into his pocket.

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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2016, 09:08:59 AM »
Legend Gary films himself reacting to a youtube reaction vid of someone reacting to an earlier reaction vid (REACTING INTENSIFIES) he'd put on of someone reacting to a reaction video of his dog reacting to a youtube video of a dog bumming another dog.




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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2016, 09:26:43 AM »
Legend Gary does a massive dirty fart in an Esso forecourt whilst lifting up that Perspex thing covering the newspapers. Daily Star every time.

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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2016, 09:27:12 AM »
Legend Gary ogles wimmins' tits, from the safety of a blacked out Vectra window.

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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2016, 09:39:13 AM »
Legend Gary's dad was the first man to visit Blue Velvet Gentleman's club in Rotherham.

Legend Gary was the first boy to do so.

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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2016, 09:40:24 AM »
Legend Gary on a 32 day and night bender in Amsterdam.

...

...

ALONE!

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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2016, 09:42:59 AM »
Blac Chyna's anus.

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« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2016, 10:25:46 AM »
Legend Gary. Dead. Jet Ski accident.

Legend Gary. Dead. Go-karting accident.

Legend Gary. Dead. Crazy golf stag do accident.

Legend Gary. Dead. Quad bike accident.

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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2016, 11:21:36 AM »
Legend Gary goes to The Stables, Milton Keynes.

By the end of the evening, the management are requesting he does not make a return visit . It's a bit like that "getting ejected from the restaurant after knacking the bathroom" scene in 'Punch Drunk Love', except Legend Gary is more akin to Happy Gilmore, than Adam Sandler Being All Intense And Serious.

Gary (Legend) !

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2016, 11:23:09 AM »
Legend Gary thinks herpes probably isn't even transmittable.


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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2016, 11:25:04 AM »
Legend Gary: "Watch this!"

Newspapers the next day: 'Local man Gary Legend dies'

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« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2016, 11:26:30 AM »
Local newspaper:

"Ross "LEGEND GARY" Plinth found dead in car park"

Next day:

"Ross "LEGEND GARY" Plinth was only asleep in car park"

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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2016, 11:29:33 AM »
Legend Gary was genuinely gutted when your dog died.

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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2016, 11:31:56 AM »
Legend Gary says "Watch This!"

Don't worry though, readers; Legend Gary was only replying to the question "What was the catch-all title for the couple of hours' worth of children's programmes that ITV would broadcast from approximately the years 1980-1982, starting off with Dr. Snuggles or Aubrey, or whatever?"

Legend Gary is safe and sound!