Author Topic: LEGEND GARY  (Read 123752 times)

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2760 on: June 28, 2019, 03:18:49 PM »

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2761 on: June 28, 2019, 05:40:53 PM »
Gary: She had how many cats?
Daz: 3
Gary: Thought that were banned that, like in Laws

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2762 on: June 29, 2019, 11:41:58 AM »
Did we know about this?

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2763 on: June 29, 2019, 12:35:37 PM »
Did we know about this?

Ha, yeah.  It's been mentioned within the thread before.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2764 on: June 29, 2019, 08:19:28 PM »
Tops off, Daz.

But Ledge, you know I've got sensitive skin after that punishment scalding.

Tops fucking off, Daz.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2765 on: June 30, 2019, 07:50:35 AM »
"WEEEEEEE!!! I'll tell you what, Daz, digging out your old Sega and Sonic was a great idea!"

"'nother Stella, Gary!"

"Top me up, mate, top me up! A-WEEEEEEEE!!!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2766 on: June 30, 2019, 08:53:22 AM »
Legend Gary will do you a cup of beans. Sometimes with a sausage in, which is a Legend Special.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2767 on: July 04, 2019, 01:50:10 PM »
Legend Gary is given a second chance at life - by the Church.

Legend Gary is made bishop.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2768 on: July 04, 2019, 01:55:27 PM »
Legend Gary would use a condom but doesn't like the way they feel on your balls lol

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2769 on: July 04, 2019, 01:58:31 PM »
"I'm sorry sir, you can only purchase one packet of them."

"What?! Fucking ridiculous... that's not enough to give Nurofen Nick his hit!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2770 on: July 04, 2019, 02:11:49 PM »
Legend Gary masturbates in front of the police during an emergency.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2771 on: July 04, 2019, 02:15:38 PM »
"Heh, you're a leg-end, Gary!"

"Shut up, Daz, just shut the fuck up! I'll fucking kill yah, mate! Kill yah!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2772 on: July 05, 2019, 12:17:22 PM »
"Morning, Gary. There's a nice cold Stella in the fridge."

"Made my day, that has. Cheers Daz, you're a mate, nice one grand top cheers great."

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2773 on: July 05, 2019, 09:26:44 PM »
Legend Gary pisses on your chips.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2774 on: July 05, 2019, 09:34:20 PM »
The DWP reject Legend Gary's appeal, which is surprising because normally the submission 'I just can't get my head in the game' results in immediate recommencing of benefits.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2775 on: July 05, 2019, 09:46:21 PM »
Legend Gary got blocked by Red Tube.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2776 on: July 05, 2019, 11:33:32 PM »
Legend Gary farts on your grandmother's baguette.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2777 on: July 06, 2019, 11:29:36 AM »
Legend Gary sits on the beach in the nude with half his face burned off.

Like off. Off.

Gone.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2778 on: July 06, 2019, 11:50:58 AM »
Legend Gary makes a sandwich for a Christmas present.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2779 on: July 06, 2019, 12:03:35 PM »
Legend Gary has an anus-phallus and is unable to have sex.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2780 on: July 06, 2019, 12:04:53 PM »
Legend Gary runs away like a mouse after being pelted with the latest in fishing equipment.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2781 on: July 06, 2019, 12:13:00 PM »
Legend Gary's girlfriend dies after an accident involving her car and his semen.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2782 on: July 06, 2019, 12:25:04 PM »
Legend Gary takes over as a driver for a local charity because he is in "a good mood".

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2783 on: July 06, 2019, 12:31:02 PM »
What are you wearing tonight Gary, club night

I thought I'd wear your skin as a tux you bumder lolagahahahahaagaha

No in all seriousness I'm wearing my birthday suit as a tshirt

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2784 on: July 06, 2019, 12:34:45 PM »
Legend Gary visits his mother and tells her "God wants you to have a baby soon, mate'

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2785 on: July 06, 2019, 08:26:46 PM »
Legend Gary is so un-gay that he doesn't even like himself.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2786 on: July 06, 2019, 08:27:22 PM »
Legend Gary takes ecstasy and ends up sucking a homeless man's dick thinking he's a vampire.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2787 on: July 07, 2019, 03:00:35 AM »
"This is a real sucky night in the pub, Ledge. The beers are warm and the women are cold!"

"Someone's pissing in your drinks, Daz mate. Someone's pissing in your drinks."

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2788 on: July 07, 2019, 05:29:32 PM »
Legend Gary is economically affected by changes to the Common Fisheries Policy

'It's one rule for those at the top, another for the Little Gary'

Last time he went this long without a shipment of Sturgeon was when she came down with flu last November.

Baaannnntaaaaaaaahhhh

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #2789 on: July 07, 2019, 05:30:50 PM »
Legend Gary knows someone who has 'something coming in this Friday on a truck'. You in?