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LEGEND GARY

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, February 09, 2016, 11:19:54 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Gary: She had how many cats?
Daz: 3
Gary: Thought that were banned that, like in Laws

Pingers


St_Eddie

Quote from: Pingers on June 29, 2019, 11:41:58 AM
Did we know about this?

Ha, yeah.  It's been mentioned within the thread before.

king_tubby

Tops off, Daz.

But Ledge, you know I've got sensitive skin after that punishment scalding.

Tops fucking off, Daz.

Glebe

"WEEEEEEE!!! I'll tell you what, Daz, digging out your old Sega and Sonic was a great idea!"

"'nother Stella, Gary!"

"Top me up, mate, top me up! A-WEEEEEEEE!!!"

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary will do you a cup of beans. Sometimes with a sausage in, which is a Legend Special.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary is given a second chance at life - by the Church.

Legend Gary is made bishop.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary would use a condom but doesn't like the way they feel on your balls lol

Glebe

"I'm sorry sir, you can only purchase one packet of them."

"What?! Fucking ridiculous... that's not enough to give Nurofen Nick his hit!"

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary masturbates in front of the police during an emergency.

Glebe

"Heh, you're a leg-end, Gary!"

"Shut up, Daz, just shut the fuck up! I'll fucking kill yah, mate! Kill yah!"

Glebe

"Morning, Gary. There's a nice cold Stella in the fridge."

"Made my day, that has. Cheers Daz, you're a mate, nice one grand top cheers great."

dex

Legend Gary pisses on your chips.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The DWP reject Legend Gary's appeal, which is surprising because normally the submission 'I just can't get my head in the game' results in immediate recommencing of benefits.

king_tubby

Legend Gary got blocked by Red Tube.

The Bumlord

Legend Gary farts on your grandmother's baguette.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary sits on the beach in the nude with half his face burned off.

Like off. Off.

Gone.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary makes a sandwich for a Christmas present.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary has an anus-phallus and is unable to have sex.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary runs away like a mouse after being pelted with the latest in fishing equipment.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary's girlfriend dies after an accident involving her car and his semen.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary takes over as a driver for a local charity because he is in "a good mood".

Shoulders?-Stomach!

What are you wearing tonight Gary, club night

I thought I'd wear your skin as a tux you bumder lolagahahahahaagaha

No in all seriousness I'm wearing my birthday suit as a tshirt

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary visits his mother and tells her "God wants you to have a baby soon, mate'

Gregory Torso

Legend Gary is so un-gay that he doesn't even like himself.

Gregory Torso

Legend Gary takes ecstasy and ends up sucking a homeless man's dick thinking he's a vampire.

Glebe

"This is a real sucky night in the pub, Ledge. The beers are warm and the women are cold!"

"Someone's pissing in your drinks, Daz mate. Someone's pissing in your drinks."

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary is economically affected by changes to the Common Fisheries Policy

'It's one rule for those at the top, another for the Little Gary'

Last time he went this long without a shipment of Sturgeon was when she came down with flu last November.

Baaannnntaaaaaaaahhhh

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary knows someone who has 'something coming in this Friday on a truck'. You in?