Author Topic: LEGEND GARY  (Read 112934 times)

BlodwynPig

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2016, 12:17:26 PM »
Legend Gary feeds the homeless...

...with his banter and brass.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2016, 02:59:42 PM »
Legend Gary steals pasties from Greggs and puts them in random nanas' pockets.

Howj Begg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2016, 09:24:32 AM »
boom





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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2016, 02:02:56 PM »
Legend Gary ahaha wasn't even invited to this christening!

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2016, 07:17:16 PM »
Legend Gary once done a massive poo in the disableds.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2016, 07:24:18 PM »
Legend Gary has a sense of humour failure when someone scrubs out his visible town centre graffiti to read LEGEND GA Y.

buttgammon

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« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2016, 08:12:40 PM »
Legend Gary drunkenly farts on the head of an injured robin.

buttgammon

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2016, 08:13:14 PM »
Legend Gary considers changing his name by deed poll to Gary Legend.

Vodka Margarine

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2016, 10:15:10 PM »
Sickipedia has gone down. Legend Gary is sad.

Blinder Data

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« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2016, 05:01:39 PM »
LEGEND GARY tells jokes all the time and will joke about anything - except the deaths of our servicemen.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2016, 05:26:05 PM »
Legend Gary Sr died in the Falklands and Legend GARY is well aware of the sanctity of marriage

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2016, 05:27:33 PM »
No fucking way did you see Legend Gary down at Blue Oyster Club because Legend GARY wasn't fucking there and if he was it was for doing a great banter such as letting off a stink bomb or summat

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« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2016, 05:29:46 PM »
LEGEND GARY thinks the country is going to the dogs and it's the politicians fault except for BORIS JOHNSON LAD

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2016, 05:32:11 PM »
Legend Gary  once cried into his pint in Magaluf but it was fine it was just the saltwater that had got into his eyes

Sam

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2016, 06:01:25 PM »
Legend Gary inveigles his way into your family home and digs a 16 foot frotting trench in your garden.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2016, 06:06:08 PM »
Legend Gary says he'd give it five minutes if he was you.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2016, 11:48:12 PM »
Drilled through his own head LEGEND GARY

purlieu

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2016, 12:05:57 AM »
Legend Gary and his mates Darren and Gav wait around til the end of the night, that way they can guarantee a shag.

DangledTeeth

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2016, 12:29:39 AM »
LEGEND GARY purchases a dog-eared boxed copy of Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past from Asda, for some reason. He holds the game up proudly in line with a beaming ray from the sun and declares ''I AM LEGEND OF THE GAZDA! LOL''

non capisco

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2016, 04:26:28 PM »
LEGEND GARY drags his sofa out to the centre of a small residential street in the middle of a Sunday night and jumps up and down on it with his mate RANDOM SAM singing an a cappella version of 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl?' by Jet. The next morning he goes out to the BANTZMOBILE and finds that someone has let the tyres down.

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« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2016, 04:34:37 PM »
Legend Gary told to "do one" by dad.  He refuses.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2016, 05:54:29 PM »
Legend Gary owns one of those horse masks, and he brings it to the footy.

Vodka Margarine

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« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2016, 06:11:12 PM »
Legend Gary says live and let live, at the end of the day and when all's said and done it's their business but just don't do it in front of my face ALRIGHT not being funny

batwings

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« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2016, 06:44:00 PM »
Legend Gary punches a shark in the nose until it swims away -- a LOAN shark that is.

Legend Gary takes it in the chin. What, ask? FUCKING ANYTHING!

Legend Gary is dating 2 birds and your mum and they all know and don't mind.

BlodwynPig

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2016, 10:27:52 PM »
Legend Gary conceived in a Hartlepool pub in the mid-90s, as a joke, for a fiver and some kp nuts.

That's his story anyway

Captain Z

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2016, 12:48:21 AM »
Legend Gary leads a shouting ovation for the plastic rose seller outside Lloyds Bar at 3am.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2016, 01:11:19 AM »
Legend Gary publicly expresses strong sentiments about his pet hate - chaps who fancy children.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2016, 11:19:13 AM »
"Why can't I sell these multipack Walkers crisps individually?" thinks LEGEND GARY

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« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2016, 11:23:10 AM »
LEGEND GARY texts people he meets on holiday too much.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2016, 11:54:48 AM »
Legend Gary will do anything for a pint the absolute madman