Author Topic: LEGEND GARY  (Read 112953 times)

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2016, 12:53:02 PM »
Legend Gary - the man in the background bearing his arse going 'whueergh!' on every BBC3 programme about Holiday Reps.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2016, 12:53:26 PM »
Legend Gary got a tattoo of an arse - on his arse.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2016, 01:17:24 PM »
Drink this says mate of LEGEND GARY

Alright then says LEGEND GARY

Hahaha LEGEND GARY

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #63 on: February 15, 2016, 04:41:53 PM »
Legend Gary rides an inflatable aardvark through Haywards Heath.

Legend Gary walks barefoot over a pebbly beach to check out a pair of knickers in a rockpool.

Legend Gary has a total nervous breakdown and stuffs a chicken cavity with gravel.

Legend Gary runs over his own foot in a mescaline daze.

Legend Gary pretends to be a stone mason in order to woo the clergyman's daughter.

Legend Gary retains his semen in sandbags in case of flooding.

Legend Gary nurses a finch.

Legend Gary prank-shits on a popular stile.

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« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2016, 04:45:26 PM »
LEGEND GARY takes his copy of Inception off the shelf, between Ice Age 2: The Meltdown and Insidious.  Watches it with the commentary, fascinated.

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« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2016, 07:28:17 PM »
Minotaurs in French Legend maids outfits stealing uncooked turds from people's arses Gary with sink plungers.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2016, 07:39:35 PM »
Legend Gary, 1:17am, a traffic island, arms aloft: 'THREE LINES ON A SHIRT, JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING'

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« Reply #67 on: February 15, 2016, 07:44:30 PM »
Legend Gary vomiting on a shit.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #68 on: February 15, 2016, 08:25:11 PM »
Legend Gary still says Chinkies.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #69 on: February 15, 2016, 08:51:27 PM »
Legend Gary got a tattoo of an arse - on his arse.

Gavin McInnes the social pundit has a tattoo of an arse, on an arse, on an arse, on his arse, on an arse.


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« Reply #70 on: February 15, 2016, 10:15:43 PM »
Drunken reveller interrupts christening.  Lager Steve turns from TV, a grin on his crispy face.  "Legend Gary".

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2016, 10:22:45 PM »
Legend Gary ahaha wasn't even invited to this christening!

Holy shit I genuinely hadn't seen this one when I wrote that

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2016, 01:02:03 AM »
Legend Gary watches four consecutive episodes of UK Border Force.

Legend Gary administers a Keith Lemon parody Twitter account which was once retweeted in error by Dapper Laughs.

Legend Gary violates the Geneva Convention.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2016, 02:34:56 AM »
Legend Gary follows himself on twitter.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2016, 03:06:07 AM »
Legend Gary logs into his Jim Corr parody account to post more bollocks.

Legend Gary googles Jim Corr parody account and sees a bunch of cunts on an internet forum fall for it.

Legend Gary laughs a big Legend Gary laugh and punches the air shouting 'Legend!'

Legend Gary's Legend Mum shouts from upstairs for him to keep it down.

Legend Gary shouts back "But Legend Ma, I'm tryin' do this now!"

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2016, 05:32:38 AM »
Legend Gary livetweets his attempt to literally shit through the eye of a needle.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2016, 08:40:12 AM »
Legend Gary pulled a moonie during a funeral.

Legend Gary once phoned up the CBBC Broom Cupboard just so he could shout 'tits!!' at Toby Antsis.

Legend Gary's ringtone is STILL Crazy Frog.

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2016, 08:50:29 AM »
Legend Gary wants Crazy Frog played at his own funeral and for all his mates to simultaneously moon the open-casket coffin while someone calls Toby Antsis ex-directory just to shout 'tits!!' and broadcast it over the tannoy system. The wreath shall read 'LEGEND'.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2016, 09:00:50 AM »

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2016, 09:02:03 AM »
FOUR NAAN LEGEND GARY

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2016, 10:29:54 AM »
Cheeky Nandos for Legend Gary how cheeky he's farted on it.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2016, 12:52:36 PM »
LEGEND Gary, doing pelvic thrusts behind a blind old man.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2016, 01:04:57 PM »
Legend Gary gets an Andy Warhol of himself.

Chucks it out of window when Lager Steve says its gay.

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« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2016, 01:27:55 PM »
Legend Gary done a bumdozy :(

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2016, 01:32:34 PM »
Legend Gary hates seeing so many foreign footballers in English teams but "doesn't mind it with Chelsea".

Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2016, 01:42:10 PM »
LEGEND Gary, doing pelvic thrusts behind a blind old man.

Wasn't that Dom Joly, to an indie soundtrack?

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2016, 06:12:29 PM »
Legend Gary, too many WKDs, Whipsnade zoo, broken collar bone, dead meerkat.

Legend Gary, massive turd, camera out, new Facebook profile pic.

Legend Gary, just outside Heathrow, laser pen poised.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2016, 06:22:35 PM »
Legend Gary once punched a horse.

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2016, 06:36:42 PM »
Legend Gary knew he was addicted to caffeine when he started making cups of Nescafé using a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon like it says in the instructions!

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Re: LEGEND GARY
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2016, 06:36:57 PM »
Legend Gary knows what's up, what time it is, what he's doing, his onions, his way around, his arse from his elbow, up from down, when to lay back, when to give it plenty, the score, which way the wind is blowing, where he's going to, the way to San Jose, when to stop.