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LEGEND GARY

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, February 09, 2016, 11:19:54 PM

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madhair60

Legend Gary sings along to everything, even the n**ger word.

HupHupHup

Gary: Secret of the Lost Legend is a 1985 American adventure fantasy film directed by Bill L. Norton and starring William Katt, Sean Young, Patrick McGoohan, and Julian Fellowes. The story is based on rumors about Gary-like creatures called Legend Garys purported to exist in England. Produced by Disney's Touchstone Films unit, it was first released on March 22, 1985.

The Gary effects are all animatronic, since the CGI technology of the time was not sophisticated enough to convincingly portray living creatures such as Garys (it would be another 8 years before that hurdle was cleared in Gary Park). A recut version aired on television in 1989 under the title Gary ...Secret of the Lost Legend as part of the Wonderful World of Disney. Gary: Secret of the Lost Legend received generally negative reviews; the film currently holds a 15% 'rotten' rating on review aggregate website Rotten Tomatoes based on 13 reviews.

Vodka Margarine

Legend Gary makes an 'under the thumb' gesture when you say you've got to get back home.

madhair60

Legend Gary is actually named Ben.  Everyone is named Ben.

madhair60

The judge informs a crestfallen Legend Gary that statutory rape is not "a bit of bants".

Steven

Quote from: Vodka Margarine on February 17, 2016, 11:20:29 AM
Legend Gary makes an 'under the thumb' gesture when you say you've got to get back home for your parole officer.

madhair60

Legend Gary dutch ovens his wife on the morning after their wedding.

madhair60

Legend Gary, on the bus, on his tablet, watching Bangkok Dangerous. No headphones.

Beagle 2

Legend Gary fancies a salad but it's burger Wednesdays gotta have a burger on burger Wednesdays, burger Wednesdays which Legend Gary invented.

Legend Gary sat in Burger King by himself pushing a chip around face like thunder.

BlodwynPig

Wetherspoons Curry Club, Legend Gary nowhere to be seen

Lager Steven "Where the fook is Gary"

Chips Greg "Bowels deep at the Golden Raj"

All "Legend"

madhair60

Legend Gary secretes a Fart Machine in his father's coffin.

Vodka Margarine

Legend Gary orders a chicken madras "without the chicken madras and with a side order of egg and chips" down at the Golden Raj.

HAAAAAAAAAAH Garymonster fuckin hell I can't even

madhair60

Legend Gary steps out in his brand new T-Shirt.  Pedestrians fall about laughing at the self-deprecating misdirection that his "body of a god" is unfortunately reminiscent to that of The Buddha.

madhair60

Legend Gary instagrams his Ricicles with the Ian Watkins Bros at Cereal Killer Café.

BlodwynPig

Legend Gary does the conga.

In the nude.

At 3pm.

In Halifax.

On a central reservation.

White vans beep joyously. Legend Gary is elevated to the level above Legend.

He thinks.

madhair60

Legend Gary attempts to save the life of an overdosing friend "like in Pulp Fiction".

His actions merely exacerbate the problem and lead to a fatality.

madhair60

Legend Gary dutch ovens his second wife on the morning after their wedding.

madhair60

"She loves it" insists Legend Gary.

"She fucking loves it"

non capisco

Legend Gary takes cocaine and tries to chat up his own Mum.

Berthas Fat Leg

If you bamlem Muslims for everything, Like this.'

-  Legend Gary likes this.

DangledTeeth

Legend Gary buys a round of drinks for a trio of mates: three Carlings, a Rekordelig, and a round of sambucas. Gary accidentally splashes a few specks of beer, as he gesticulates with enthusiasm while telling a legendary anecdote, across his mates trousers. In apology Legend Gary puts a finger in a newly purchased glass of Captain Morgan and downs it in one. He becomes a bit drunk, doesn't attract members of the opposite sex yet feels gratified knowing his friends wholeheartedly commended his alcohol-imbibing antics.

Vodka Margarine

Don't you dare call him Legend Gareth. That's what your mum calls him.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary! Your tea's on the table

33 next month

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Legend Gary just got diagnosed with Bantser

thraxx



LEGEND GARY's classic new motor.

Beagle 2

Legend Gary gets out some old school photos of the gang all together and just sobs, really deep sobs. Each dream was a shooting star that died away. If only Bestiality Chris hadn't gone to the abandoned quarry that day. He could have stopped it. He could have stopped it. He texts his brother: "watching darts fagot?"

Steven

This is getting post-ironic now, fuck that.

Legend Gary in a car full of mates drives past a load of Muslim girls wearing face veils shouts "Eh! Get your face out for the lads!" to uproarious laughter from the backseat.

madhair60

Walking through Birmingham City Centre alone, a fuming Legend Gary presses his middle finger full into the face of a non-muslim asian woman in what he believes to be a hijab but actually isn't.

madhair60

Legend Gary, eating a cheeseburger, sees a hijab-wearing woman and says "Burger King? More like Burkha King!" He is in McDonalds and alone.

madhair60

Legend Gary takes the lads to Hunstanton.  In 2016.