Eurovision 2016

[Crabwalk]

I'm imagining a dutch person trying to pronounce Johnny Cass.

Edit: New page accent joke

[Morrison Lard]

This Armenia number is giving me a headache.






And a hard-on.

[Mr Eggs]

Magnificent.

[Crabwalk]

There are fucking ghosts on stage now. Douze points.

[Morrison Lard]

HAHAHAHAH, this is fucking brilliant.

Dan Marino to win.

Tom Waits meets Baccara.

[Mr Eggs]

I hope this weird fucker wins.

[Crabwalk]

Las Ketchup feat. Leonard Cohen

[Morrison Lard]

I'm tapping me foot to this, it's a beauty.

God I hope this gets to the final.

[Crabwalk]

Mmm, where have I seen this idea before?

[Morrison Lard]

The fuckers will lap this up, like they did with that Swedish one last year.

Boooooo.

[Morrison Lard]

Blimey. That was bland

[Crabwalk]

A song about standing up there. Thanks Czech Republic. A bit disablist.

[Morrison Lard]

Fucking hell, careful what you say now, the tough lads are here

[Crabwalk]

At last some REAL MUSIC, played by REAL ARTISTS.

[Crabwalk]

Is it mandatory for drummers in bands like this to always be gurning twats?

[Morrison Lard]

She looks fucking pleased with herself, which is odd considering how shite her song is.

[Crabwalk]

It's a pity some countries politicize the event by singing in foreign. Real shame.

[Phil_A]

Fucking hell. It's Eoin McLove x2.

[Crabwalk]

Mission control: I think we've found the galaxy's most punchable face.

[Mr Eggs]

His hand gestures...

[Crabwalk]

I'm suddenly remembering Paul Daniels as far more likeable.

[Morrison Lard]

That Estonian bloke looked like the cockney comedian with all the teeth. But with less teeth.

Just clocked that Australia are back this year, in Thursday's semi-final.
Thought last year was only because it was an anniversary or something.

San Marino 300/1 to win this semi-final.

[Mr Eggs]

This is a shambles.

[Morrison Lard]

Check out Borborski in his NFL gear there

:D

[Crabwalk]

Tell you what, the UK entry is better than anything I've heard tonight. Apart from San Marino.

[Crabwalk]

'Insiiiiide you.'

Get out of me please.

[Crabwalk]

Nine Millimeter Nails

[Morrison Lard]

I like how these bloke bands start off all \m/ DUN-DER-DUN-DUN-HEAVY \m/
then swiftly diverge into dubstep, hi-nrg, auto-tune pop, wankery.

This is dreadful.

Tell you what, the UK entry is better than anything I've heard tonight. Apart from San Marino.

I'm yet to hear it, I normally try to swerve it til the big night.

[Crabwalk]

If they've worked on their stagecraft the UK lads could make the top half I reckon, if the people of Europe are in a good mood.

[Morrison Lard]

Oooh Iceland, you saucy l'il minx.
You look like Skeletor's wife, but I like you.