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PHWOARR (the sexy people thread)

Started by 303, February 26, 2016, 05:02:40 PM

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popcorn

My gf is a total babe... I've seen her nude. Too bad you losers will never see her pics.


manticore

Quote from: kidsick5000 on April 07, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
Alexandra Bastedo. One of the few highlights in the awful 67 Casino Royale

This is obviously no place for a debate, but as a child I watched this with my parents and they laughed all the way through, while at the same time saying how crap it was. I thought this was a strange contradiction (and I thought the film was funny) so I challenged them on it. I can't remember their answer, but it is a funny film I reckon. Or was when I was ten anyway.

Gulftastic

Quote from: kidsick5000 on April 07, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
Alexandra Bastedo. One of the few highlights in the awful 67 Casino Royale


I have a cousin named Sharon in her honour. And it's only 'Sharon' because my Auntie wouldn't let her Dad call her 'Alexandra'.


ajsmith2

Quote from: manticore on April 10, 2018, 11:54:46 PM
This is obviously no place for a debate, but as a child I watched this with my parents and they laughed all the way through, while at the same time saying how crap it was. I thought this was a strange contradiction (and I thought the film was funny) so I challenged them on it. I can't remember their answer, but it is a funny film I reckon. Or was when I was ten anyway.

I tried to watch it a few years back, and thought the whole opening section in the Laird's castle or whatever was the one of the most cack handedly un-engaging sequences I'd ever seen in a major motion picture, and that's speaking as someone who's a huge fan of the kookier end of the 60s aesthetic, and also a huge fan of Angela Scoular's sexy cinematic bathtub scenes, of which this has one. I gave up at the point where it's supposed to get better, when Woody Allen enters. I should probably give it another try really.

Spiteface


Bhazor

I'd like to have sex with you please. Ta.

biggytitbo




Norton Canes

Yum. Plus I love that her name is a contraction of Myrka and Melkur, two of my favourite Doctor Who monsters.

pigamus

Victoria Coren-Mitchell on this week's HIGNFY. Fucking hell.

Golden E. Pump

Quote from: pigamus on April 15, 2018, 10:24:49 PM
Victoria Coren-Mitchell on this week's HIGNFY. Fucking hell.

Hmmm. I'll watch it as it's a click away on iPlayer. Never found her that attractive befor-JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK SHE'S BLOODY TANTALISING ME.

Norton Canes

Lauren the restaurant manager from last night's Secret Helpers

Bazooka

Quote from: Norton Canes on April 17, 2018, 09:46:57 AM
Lauren the restaurant manager from last night's Secret Helpers

Come one mate at least track down a screengrab.

poo


Norton Canes

Quote from: Bazooka on April 17, 2018, 12:05:32 PM
Come one mate at least track down a screengrab

Thankfully we've moved on from the realm of the still image

Remember it's Lauren, second on the bill. Not first-up Lesley.


Quote from: Golden E. Pump on April 17, 2018, 12:59:07 AM
Hmmm. I'll watch it as it's a click away on iPlayer. Never found her that attractive befor-JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK SHE'S BLOODY TANTALISING ME.

A click away for everyone here

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hsykm

(Some might enjoy this with the sound up)

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

Victoria Coren has been queen of the sexy people for over a decade.

Just imagine her and David Mitchell going at it though. Really try to picture it...

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Yeah, very nice dress and she seemed to be acting slightly differently somehow. Just slightly.

Anyway, you fucking bastard Mitchell.

All I imagine from their intercourse is Victoria looking at his beardy chin from a weird angle while he makes a sarcastic comment.

Sebastian Cobb

You know in Twins there's that bit where Danny DeVito realises he was just genetic dregs left over from creating Arnie? That's how I feel about Giles Coren, although I appreciate him and Victoria are not twins.

Bhazor


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Bhazor on April 17, 2018, 10:01:14 PM
It's those glasses.

No, no that's about the least most interesting thing going on there.

asids

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 17, 2018, 09:45:50 PM
All I imagine from their intercourse is Victoria looking at his beardy chin from a weird angle while he makes a sarcastic comment.

This line made me laugh a lot more than it should.

Anyway, US TV star Jaina Lee Ortiz:


Norton Canes

Quote from: Better Midlands on April 17, 2018, 02:42:14 PM
A click away for everyone here

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hsykm

(Some might enjoy this with the sound up)

Sorry, i'm not going to watch the whole programme, is there something particular she does at any point? Or is it just a general ogle?

willpurry

Uses three names - Sydney Rae White.


Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

That's a serial killer's name if ever I heard one.

Bhazor

Boston marathon nurse Sarah Sellers with her husband.



Bet she's used to coming second with him around.

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