PHWOARR (the sexy people thread)

[willpurry]

Russian bending lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nStLNivZTgs

[Bhazor]

Cara Delevingne BUT only when she is bald and necking down hot sauce with milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFy3rEG91OU

[purlieu]

Anybody with that accent saying "The Notorious B.I.G." is an immediate turn-off. Massive cringe.

[Steven]

Anybody with that accent saying "The Notorious B.I.G." is an immediate turn-off. Massive cringe.

Doesn't everyone have an accent? Other than say, Stephen Hawking, oh but he's dead now?

[Dex Sawash]

Takes a great director like Luc Besson to make her seem dull and charmless.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cara Delevingne BUT only when she is bald and necking down hot sauce with milk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFy3rEG91OU

I clicked that link and got a bit annoyed by this:

[purlieu]

Doesn't everyone have an accent?

Yes, but not that one. Posh people talking about rappers just sounds hilarious.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes, but not that one. Posh people talking about rappers just sounds hilarious.

They sound even more hilarious if they put on a Tim Westwood voice.

[saltysnacks]

[saltysnacks]

The above people (Tatiana Samoilova and Alain Delon) do make my willy tingle, but they are classier tugs.

These two really get me going


An Asian with a full figure, love it.


Just gorgeous.

[willpurry]

Mmmmm.......... tits.

[Johnny Yesno]

An Asian with a full figure, love it.

Who?

[Johnny Yesno]

Mmmmm.......... tits.

People whose heads don't go with their bodies.

[Spiteface]

Who?

A reverse Google image search says it's Rachel Khoo.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Who?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Khoo

[Johnny Yesno]

Thank you both. She is nice.

[manticore]

I'm sure you people will know this Aleks Krotoski from the television but I'd never heard of her until I saw this picture in the Radio Times:



Turns out that was eight years ago, but she's still gorgeous now at 43, very vaguely within my age range. I find it hard to imagine a prettier woman, though she may be a complete idiot for all I know:

[Sebastian Cobb]

That's Aleks Krotoski; she used to present some videogames stuff in the early 2000's and was also a tech writer for The Guardian. She's also done some radio 4 stuff. This series is quite good

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04mttrp/episodes/downloads

[Rizla]

I'm sure you people will know this Aleks Krotoski from the television but I'd never heard of her until I saw this picture in the Radio Times:

Lads.
I actually met her in a club when I was 17 (she'd have been 18 then) and got her number. Asked her out on a date but for some reason she turned up with 3 or 4 mates (male and female) so I never got off with her or anything. She was pretty damn fit back then too. Coincidentally, she recently presented a BBC radio series called "Digital Human" which was produced by my one of my missuses best pals. Do I win £5?

[Johnny Yesno]

she may be a complete idiot for all I know

Dr Aleks Krotoski, so probably not.

she used to present some videogames stuff in the early 2000's

Bits was great. How have we gone backwards regarding attitudes to women and videogames?

[saltysnacks]

Sorry about that Johnny, I would actually kill a man to have sex with the lovely Miss Khoo.

[manticore]

Actual name: Aleksandra Krystyna Theresa Krotoski. Swoon.

Having a Phd doesn't prevent you from being a complete idiot but my research indicates that she's probably not. I obviously hate this complete bastard:

https://web.archive.org/web/20151208082656/https://twitter.com/benhammersley/status/456189161901686784

[Johnny Yesno]

Sorry about that Johnny, I would actually kill a man to have sex with the lovely Miss Khoo.

Ah, I see your game. Very wise.

Having a Phd doesn't prevent you from being a complete idiot

True, but it means you're the kind of idiot who can keep their shit together for a few years to do some peer-reviewed research and write a book about it.

[Norton Canes]

Sorry about that Johnny, I would actually kill a man to have sex with the lovely Miss Khoo

I'd tear down every wall of a C.A.R.A.V.A.G.G.I.O

[kidsick5000]

Any pic of Alain Delon will spur me to share this marvellous picture.
How handsome and charming is he? He's gooseberried Mick Jagger with Marianne.

[Bhazor]

These ladies on the BBC news site article for the Irish baby stabbing referendum



I'd give top right a reason to visit her local sexual health clinic, alright.

Genital warts.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Any pic of Alain Delon will spur me to share this marvellous picture.
How handsome and charming is he? He's gooseberried Mick Jagger with Marianne.

"Mars bar? I've got a Curly Wurly with your arse's name on it."

[smudge1971]

Yes, that made me choke on me coffee. Karma, mate, karma.

[saltysnacks]

Any pic of Alain Delon will spur me to share this marvellous picture.
How handsome and charming is he? He's gooseberried Mick Jagger with Marianne.

As a Bisexual man, I go through phases. I'm definitely more attracted to women, but Alain Delon has been significant in my sexual development. I remember watching Le Samourai as a 13 year old and noticing I started to feel things about him, I didn't like it at the time, but I quickly got over that. A modern actor who makes me feel the same is Henry Cavill, although he lacks Delon's charms and is a little too buff.

[Mr Banlon]

Brasilian percussionist Negah Santos :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV0oRhaBYII