Caption this!

[HappyTree]

Couldn't find the old thread. New ones are better anyway, apparently.



iPhone 7 camera design "beefed up" to beat Samsung competition

[billtheburger]

Holes t'in Friesian.

[Captain Z]

[Johnny Yesno]

Congratulations! You've won the thread :-D

[Big Jack McBastard]

The shape could also be a man leaning over a baby panda who is eating his sandwich.

[Glebe]

Google Driverless Cow fuel hatch "too big".

[Butchers Blind]

U2 release new album exclusively through cows

[Kelvin]

MacDonald's new edible bins "a success".

[Black Ship]

"Can someone turn up the heating? It's fresian in here!"

Or

Life drawing for new Gary Larson cartoon takes an unexpected turn

[Black Ship]

Moo Feriggno

[DrGreggles]

[Glebe]

Putting lens-holes in cows can make them "depressed and taciturn," scientists observe.

[Dex Sawash]

Couldn't find the old thread. New ones are better anyway, apparently.



iPhone 7 camera design "beefed up" to beat Samsung competition

cow borne Trident alternative proceeds to prototype stage

[Steven]

"Say 'Cheese'!"

Spoiler alert

Cos of milk and that.

[close]

[ElTopo]

Oddjob's aim "getting worse" admits Goldfinger.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Woman has shit while she watches cow watching her.

[Dex Sawash]

Couldn't find the old thread. New ones are better anyway, apparently.

Would

[Shaky]

Next console "a big departure", says Nintendo boss

[thecuriousorange]

The T-1000's plan to turn into a cow fails to fool trigger-happy Arnie.

[Glebe]

'Lens-Cow' with low self-esteem wonders when someone will post a new picture to be captioned.

[Kelvin]

New fleshlight feels "as good as cow guts".

[Delete Delete Delete]

Developers announce new Cow themed Portal Sequel. 

[HappyTree]

Gervais reveals script-writing process for Derek.

[Glebe]

Gervais career on slide as he is forced to teach dogs house training.

[billtheburger]

You'll never guess what the third dog was doing to Ricky Gervais.

[Frazer]

"You look just like Rory off of Animal Kwackers KA-HA-HA-HA-HA! And, and, get this: he's not even the fucking dog! [inaudible screech]"

[Frazer]

RG: "...And then the dogs shit on the bible for twenty minutes until it's proper liquidy"
SM: "Twenty minutes!? Nobody's going to laugh for that long mate."
RG: "Alright what if we have a blind-folded Karl squatting over a photo of his mum for fifteen minutes?"
SM: "Mate, just leave it, it ain't gonna work."
RG: "What about a Union Jack?"

[Shaky]

"Previously Timid Animals Devouring Ricky Gervais - Live!" likely to be a one-off, admit bosses.

[Smeraldina Rima]

boing... boing... Pooblagabha!

[Beagle 2]

"Cunt grins near dogs"