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Caption this!

Started by HappyTree, March 03, 2016, 05:56:19 PM

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DrGreggles


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Derek film Grief-Dogs to be CGI, not animatronic.

Black Ship

Quote from: HappyTree on March 20, 2016, 07:59:45 PM



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DangledTeeth

Quote from: HappyTree on March 20, 2016, 07:59:45 PM


''I've just realised, yeah, that God is an anadrome for dog. Anananuhdrome, yeah? But there are two dogs, right, so that's plural and tha', yeah... so it would be 'sgod'. There's no such thing as sgod. Yeah. Wha' about, er, anagrams. Here's an example, right: if god exists, why did he make me a shit tea?''

Glebe


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Glebe

New one (and I've done me own caption for it):



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MoonDust

Edit: Didn't notice we'd moved on from Ricky, soz.

I have nothing.

Glebe

Quote from: MoonDust on March 28, 2016, 06:00:07 PMEdit: Didn't notice we'd moved on from Ricky, soz.

I have nothing.

You can still do a Ricky one, Moony.

There are no rules in the game of love.

MoonDust

Can't remember exactly what I put now, give us a mo...

Glebe

Quote from: MoonDust on March 28, 2016, 06:09:52 PMgive us a mo...

[nb]That's not intended as a caption pic, btw.[/nb]

MoonDust



Anglo-Irish relations deteriorate as late Mo Mowlam deemed "not worthy" of a caption by Irishman.

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Quote from: Glebe on March 28, 2016, 05:49:00 PM

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This is how big the metaphorical dildo that we are going to fuck the poor with is...and that's just the girth!

Captain Z

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Norton Canes



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DrunkCountry



Black Ship

Quote from: Norton Canes on April 20, 2016, 12:12:32 PM



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