Caption this!

[Glebe]

"Could somebody raise these or summit? Cos we've been doing this for the best part of an hour now."

NEW PAGE CAPTION.

[MoonDust]

Can't believe my Kraftwerk caption garnered no attention. I personally thought that was amongst one of the best thing I've written on here.

Certainly better than what I contribute in General Bullshit.

I need to re-evaluate my life.

[Natnar]

Japanese scientists regret upsetting the invading microphone aliens.

[Norton Canes]

[Brundle-Fly]

"Ha ha, look at Brundle-Fly, Jose, he can't think up a single current football related amusing caption. Pathetic."
"Heh heh, quite frankly, I'm surprised he even recognises me.

[Glebe]

Irish comedian Neil Delamere shows a young James Bolam where he first lost his virginity.

[WesterlyWinds]

[DrunkCountry]

"I was about to trough this ripe chicken's chocolate pocket when, oof! The wriggly little scruff erupted a watery shart all over my glasses & into my mouth..."

"Should have gone for the plum duff, Darling."

[Black Ship]

"Agadoo doo doo, push pineapple shake the tree..."

[Joy Nktonga]

"So, Nev, you reckon if I go to News Ealand I've got a definite shag waiting for me?"
"Aye, Gid. This lass is always going on about how much she fancies you on this forum I monitor closely."

[Glebe]

"But you simply can't get rats that size!"

"I'm telling you, George, the fucker was this big!"

[HappyTree]

James O'Brien makes Philip Schofield an offer he can't refuse

[Mary is not amused]

Enormous vulva occluded by two cunts.

[HappyTree]

Cameron ejected from EU summit for being bald

[HappyTree]

Hulk gets the horn

[Butchers Blind]

"..with big hairy balls!"
"What about tits? If he had tits aswell - perfect".

[Glebe]

"Darling, do you have to wear that crown tonight? We'll look ridiculous!"

[Black Ship]

Satyr is the lowest form of wit.

[HappyTree]

[Glebe]

EXCLUSIVE! Russell Crowe's secret filthy habit... you won't believe your ears!

[thecuriousorange]

[Glebe]

"Me? John Travolta? No, no, no..."

[Norton Canes]

"What? I only said the coach was a nightmare this morning..."

[Glebe]

"...But first an apology, I forgot to get the beer and snacks in..."

[Spoon of Ploff]

"televised round table discussions? It's a mugs game."

[masterofreality]

"...and joining me are four former footballers who'll be discussing the lifelong impact of the sexual abuse they suffered, as well as explaining why they're all currently concealing erections..."

[Glebe]

"Well first of all I'm not obsessed with shit, and secondly I'm not Gillian McKeith."

Or

"Silent but deadly... no-one's going to own up to that one, are they, guy on my far-left?"

[billtheburger]

An old French proverb says that even a footballer feels sad after a bukkake.

[Glebe]

"Many bothans died to bring us this information."

[DangledTeeth]

Charles Dance, hoping to see a rare seagull, meets a dodgy Tom Jones impersonator